EDISON, N.J. – ChickPass Amateurs has announced the release of two new scenes “each featuring a beautiful amateur who starts out solo but ends up receiving a satisfying creampie from Logan Drake.”

This is good to hear, because if there’s one thing I reckon a couple of beautiful amateurs would not want, it’s an unsatisfying creampie. For that matter, any manner of unsatisfying pie would be a bummer. “She’s My Unsatisfying Cherry Pie” probably wouldn’t have been a hit, even for Warrant.

In “Nurse Titi Fixes Logan’s Cock with Her Twat,” nurse Titi Ramone is exhausted following a long shift at the hospital, where “she’s been dodging bedpans all day,” according to the release announcement. Brighten up Titi! After all, as Patches O’Houlihan would say, “If you can dodge a bedpan, you can dodge a ball.”

Anyway, Titi decides to release some of the tension of a hard day’s work by “masturbating with her favorite purple vibrator, turning the employee lounge into a private ER for erotic relief.” But then a patient, Logan Drake, interrupts to report an urgent problem with his cock. The problem appears to be that Titi isn’t sucking said cock. Nurse Titi rectifies that issue by wrapping her lips around Logan’s dick, “proving she’s got the perfect bedside manner for this particular ailment.”

Titi reckons she needs some relief herself and bends over so Logan can bang her doggy style. They then switch to missionary, a position from which Logan shoots his load inside her for the “ultimate cure-all.”

In “Schoolgirl Bliss Takes a Creampie from the Dean,” you’ll never guess who the Dean is, unless you guess it’s Logan Drake, in which case you’ve nailed it. At any rate, we join the story with cute coed Princess Bliss wanting to attend ChickPass University, which requires having an admissions meeting with Dean Logan Drake. The interview starts out with the standard questions and discussion of her potential majors and minors, but then Bliss starts flashing her pussy as part of her charm offensive to sway the Dean towards accepting her application. She starts masturbating with a vibrator (pro tip: always bring your vibrator to the interview, whether it’s for a job, college admission, or a sit down with 60 Minutes), then “beckons the Dean to unzip and feed her his cock.”

It’s a high risk/high reward strategy, but in the end, it does pay off – both with admission to ChickPass U and a creampie that – who knows – could yield a lucrative blackmail opportunity somewhere down the road.

“I always enjoy working with bright young talent like Titi Ramone and Princess Blliss,” Drake said. “Their fresh energy and enthusiasm bring a vibrant dynamic to every scene we create.”

That, and clearly Drake also enjoys cumming inside bright young talent like Titi Ramone and Princess Blliss. Hard to blame him, I suppose.

You can check out both new scenes now on Chickpass.com.