WASHINGTON – Overnight Monday, the Twitter account belonging to Ted Cruz, the junior Republican senator from Texas, “liked” a 2-minute, 20-second hardcore pornographic video clip posted by @SexuallPosts. It’s not terribly difficult to infer Sexuall Posts exists solely to post porn videos.
The Twitterverse went wild, sending the hashtag #TedCruzScandal to the top of Twitter’s trending list.
https://twitter.com/theMagdalenRose/status/907502582423158784
https://twitter.com/BigNasty604/status/907645378039660546
https://twitter.com/elizebethtown/status/907657747927355392
"Can't the guy just hire some hookers and piss all over them like a normal person?"-@realDonaldTrump on #TedCruzScandal
— Donald J. Trump 🇺🇲 ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@BiglyPrez) September 12, 2017
What a difference a year makes. #TedCruzScandal pic.twitter.com/ITr6HQG3vg
— Noah Smith (@smithnoah) September 12, 2017
Even Cruz’s college roommate got into the act:
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/907470879851819008
Of course, Cruz’s team couldn’t delete the “mistake” quickly enough — or point the finger at some hapless, nameless intern whose only real error was joining the senator’s team in the first place.
“It was a staffing issue, and it was inadvertent,” Cruz told reporters. “It was a mistake. It was not a deliberate action.”
His denial started a new wave of commentary, sending the hashtag zooming right back to the top of the trending list.
https://twitter.com/MisbahRehman88/status/907691465895268352
https://twitter.com/LoraFarid/status/907606029596315649
https://twitter.com/brettamaurer/status/907676830135549953
https://twitter.com/Mr_LukeBenson/status/907474772782698496
Yeah, this one’s going to take a while to die down.
Cruz did not divulge whether he’ll fire the staffer, limit access to his Twitter account or seek Divine intervention to make the embarrassing debacle disappear.
The senator tried to make light of the situation, telling reporters if he’d realized getting the internet’s attention was so easy, he’d have liked a porn tweet during his unsuccessful primary bid for the Republican presidential nomination. But for a sanctimonious, conservative lawmaker who takes great pains to display his self-serving brand of Christian piety at every opportunity, any association with porn — even a minor, “accidental” one — must burn like hell … especially since Cruz is up for election to a second term in 2018.
Ironically, in 2012 Politico praised Cruz as a sterling example of a social-media-savvy politician. The publication called him “Exhibit A of how to effectively use social media to grow a movement.”
Well played, Ted.
For its part, Sexuall Posts twisted the knife by updating its profile with a suggestion folks “Follow for the Same Porn @TedCruz Watches.”
Image of Ted Cruz © Michael Vadon.
