MIAMI – Now is the time for all good men to cum for the aid of their country.
Angelina Castro and Maggie Green are doing their part to get out the vote by promising blowjobs to all of their fans who vote for anyone except Donald Trump. The ladies, who take a great deal of pride in their status as “nasty women,” won’t say for whom they’re voting and they’re not trying to tell anyone else where to place their vote. However, the BJ offer is good only for those who don’t vote for the man Castro calls “the orange clown.”
The challenge is the fourth wave in the Vette Nation Army’s ongoing #TeamBJ offensive. One of Twitter’s first-ever adult hashtag phenomena, #TeamBJ features different performers every year, but the victors are always the fans.
According to a spokesperson for #TeamBJ, both Castro and Green have been outspoken about their distaste for The Donald. If giving BJs to hundreds — maybe thousands — of red-blooded, patriotic Americans will turn the tide of misogyny and bigotry, they consider the sacrifice a small price to pay. Both of them are Florida residents, and Florida is a battleground state.
“The girls are ready to do their patriotic duty,” the spokesperson said. “They’ll give as many BJs as it takes to win the erection…I mean, election.
“Bill Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Anthony Weiner are more than welcome to come participate — as long as they cast a ballot,” she added.
“#TeamBJ is one of the highlights of my career,” said Castro, a Cuban-American who is a mainstream celebrity, as well. “It was a thrill to see all my followers go literally nuts.
“Anyone who follows my social media knows I am not a big fan of Trump,” she continued. “He’s against us ‘nasty women’ and isn’t exactly friendly to the Spanish community. I thought it would be fun to take what has been a divisive election and put smiles on people’s faces. The elections suck. What better way to bring the country back together than BJs? As Trump would say, ‘Believe me. This will be huuuuuge.’”
Green is hardcore anti-Trump, too.
“This is my first ever #TeamBJ, so I have no idea what to expect,” said the curvy pin-up with the 32G all-natural breasts. “I am nervous and excited at the same time. I can’t believe Trump will win the election, so follow me on Twitter — it will give you something else to think about when you are casting your ballot for President this year.
“A vote against Trump is a vote for BJs,” she added. “It’s a win-win and might help stimulate the economy!”
The rules are simple: To qualify for a BJ, fans must follow both Green (@MaggieGreenLive) and Castro (@AngelinaCastroX) on Twitter and vote for anyone besides Trump. Trump must lose the election for the ladies to make good on their campaign promise. Details about how to ensure the Green and Castro keep their word will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after Election Day. The pair’s tentative plan is to deliver on Inauguration Day.
“You do have to vote against Trump, but don’t take any selfies like Justin Timberlake in the polling booth,” Castro warned. “That would be against the law.”
#TeamBJ rose to prominence in 2010 when Bobbi Eden, with help from Vicky Vette and Gabby Quinteros, promised BJs if Holland won the World Cup. Overnight, #TeamBJ became the talk of the Huffington Post, Yahoo Sports, ESPN and just about every other sports outlet worldwide. Holland lost in extra time that year.
Undeterred, in 2012 adult stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro took up the #TeamBJ torch promising that if the Miami Heat won the NBA Title, followers would receive BJs. Several high-profile media appearances resulted, including an appearance on Russell Brand’s show on the FX Network. The NBA threatened legal action. Nevertheless, when the Heat won the title Jay and Castro delivered on their promise. The dynamic duo released a DVD and streamed the event live as proof.
In 2014, #TeamBJ returned for a third tour of duty when Jay and Siri stepped up to promise BJs to all their followers if Germany won the World Cup. Germany took home the trophy, the girls delivered on their promise, complete with DVD and live streaming.
