Tag: satire

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. – Standing outside the large, well-appointed house serving as the venue for the day’s shoot, porn performer Rick Rigid paced and muttered to himself, a lit cigarette ...

MISSION VIEJO, Calif. – As we’ve already firmly established, I’m very hooked in to what you might call the “conspiracy underground,” a loose-knit collection of dedicated investigators who fearlessly dig ...

MADISON, Wis. – A penis attached to an unidentified 43-year-old Midwestern porn fan strongly denounced its owner’s taste in adult entertainment today, complaining the man “seems to have attended the Johnny Knoxville ...

By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know, I’m the law in these parts. Now, if you’ve been ...

By Linda Lords Special to YNOT SAN FRANCISCO – These days, you read a lot about “feminist porn” and “porn for women,” and that's a good thing. It’s always nice to ...

HOLLYWOOD, S.C. – Just in time for Christmas, I was given the assignment of heading out to Hollywood, Calif. to investigate an explosive rumor emanating from the heart of celebrity ...

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – In a stunning and somewhat embarrassing turn of events, adult webmaster message board SMH announced today it has begun the process of recalculating all votes for the ...

By Angela Arrabbiato Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Hello, YNOT readers. My name is Angela. I’m mother of three from the Los Angeles area — and I’m really, really ...

By Rev. James Dandy Special to YNOT BEAVER VALLEY, Ariz. – Friends, I have heard a great deal of blasphemy in my time, but rarely have my eyes been burned ...

By Anthony Naderstein Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – In its ongoing quest to degrade, demean and cash in on every conceivable form of human intimacy, the deplorable profiteers of ...