Voters Weighing Latest Porn Endorsements
AMES, Iowa – With the Iowa caucus only days away, undecided voters have cast their eyes and ears westward, seeking counsel from one of the country’s most respected and influential groups ...
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Irritable Angel Gets Mainstream Exposure
LOS ANGELES – Following the appearance of one of the company’s DVD box covers on a popular prime-time sitcom, adult entertainment studio Irritable Angel is celebrating what it calls “an ...
1962 Film Foretold ‘Pornification’ of U.S.
By Kenny Byrnes Special to YNOT PORTLAND, Ore. – One of the most important movies ever made in this country, once thought lost to history, has been unearthed. The film ...
THIS Will Be the Year of Porn’s Big Comeback!
Editor’s note: This article is an updated version of a piece that originally ran in January 2014, and then again in January 2015. LOS ANGELES – Attendees at the recent XJIZZ ...
Porn Hits New Low: Now It’s Killing Churches
GREENSBORO, N.C. – If you’re a regular reader of YNOT WTF!, then you already know porn is a poisonous, Ebola-infected, sniper/spider/vampire and a gateway to demonic possession, one which hijacks ...
The Future: VR Porn and the Internet of Things
LAS VEGAS, Uruguay – My effort to reach the Las Vegas Strip in time for the AVN Show is again in jeopardy, this time due to my own inattentive use ...
Ironically, Demoted Rear Admiral is a Breast Man
SAN DIEGO – According to well-placed sources familiar with the time honored practice of spreading rumors on the internet, a commanding officer of the Pacific Fleet’s Carrier Strike Group 15 ...
Louisiana’s New Anti-Porn Program ‘Not a Religious Thing’
MOSS BLUFF, La. – Concerned parents in southwestern Louisiana are being reassured this week a new anti-porn program soon to be initiated at area schools is “totally not a religious ...
New Study Finds Link Between Porn and Cursing
LANA'I CITY, Hawaii – A new study conducted by researchers from the University of Hawaii at Ni’ihau (UHN) has revealed a “definitive causal connection” between porn viewing and “use of ...
Four Other Ways to Prevent Porn in Your Home
PASADENA, Calif. – In a recent post by J.S. Park, XXX Church offers four helpful suggestions for keeping porn out of one’s home. While none of these require a costly ...
