The New Threat to America: Sybians
WASHINGTON – With the world’s increasingly paranoid attention largely focused on ISIS, the rapid and troubling growth of another terrorist organization appears to have gone almost entirely unnoticed by both ...
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The Great Porn Cover-Up is On at CNN
By Mathilda Malkin Special to YNOT BOSTON – Why anybody ever believes anything reported by CNN is beyond me, especially when the subject of the reporting is CNN itself. On ...
Mike Pence, Former Gay Porn Star?
NEW YORK – An explosive rumor has sprung up on the internet concerning Vice President-elect of the United States, Donald Blythe Mike Pence. Is the rumor fact, just more fake ...
The Prodigal Pornographer Returns
By Skidley Rott Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – As an experienced director of adult films and a porn industry veteran, people are always coming to me with questions, seeking ...
Grabbing Fast Food? Wear Body Armor
By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT WASHINGTON – For many years, some pundits have referred to the ongoing back-and-forth between pro- and anti-porn forces as a “Decency War.” To date, the ...
Solutions to the U.K.’s Age-Verification Conundrum
LONDON – There’s nothing more useless than a half-measure when it comes to security. Why bother even using passwords, for example, if you’re constantly using “password” as your password? In ...
Tragic Irony-Porn Bombing Claims Several Reputations
ROBINA, Australia – Interrupting a presentation on internet security, the detonation of a massive irony bomb inside a schoolroom in Robina, Australia, claimed the reputations of former NFL player Jarryd ...
Clearly, the Prop 60 Vote was Rigged
By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Given what the poll numbers looked like prior to Tuesday’s vote as opposed to after the ballots had been counted, there’s ...
Our Servicemen Must Be Protected from Smut
By Maj. Gen. Tom Mescent Special to YNOT As someone in charge of the combat readiness and overall wellbeing of more than 12,000 American Marines, I cannot stress enough the importance ...
Four Reasons People Write Lame Articles About Porn
WHY, Ariz. – I’ve come to Why, Arizona, today looking for answers. Specifically, I’ve come to find out why so many people write lame articles about porn that involve enumerating their ...
