LAS VEGAS, Nev. – In a scene the studio declares to be proof of the adage “the third time’s a charm,” TadpoleXStudio has announced the release of “Third Time Creampie with Tad Pole and Eva Nyx.”

“Tad just loves cumming inside this petite young beauty,” the announcement states. In the context of the whole “third time’s a charm” thing, I don’t know whether they’re suggesting Tad twice previously attempted to cum inside Eva Nyx and failed to do so?

Hmm. You know, as soon as I write it out loud, this possibility seems unlikely. Let’s turn to the announcement in hopes of further explanation.

“Tad gets some sexy private time alone in Los Angeles with Eva after an industry awards nomination party. Eva admits she was flirting with him hard at Mel’s Diner, and Tad is grateful to get another shot at creaming up her sweet, young pussy. “

This, too, is ambiguous. “Another shot” could cut either way; maybe this is his third time blowing his load inside her, maybe it’s just his third attempt.

“He eats her slick, shaved pussy while fingering her, and she is so turned on she doesn’t bother to get undressed. She blows him in POV, then rides him in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, the two enjoying a fantastic fuck.”

Hey, worst case scenario, Tad enjoys a fantastic fuck and doesn’t cum inside Eva. There are much worse fates.

“They fuck in missionary with a camera on a tripod while he also films with his phone, then flip to doggy… and then back to missionary POV in the frenetic erotic encounter.”

Ok, I’m growing confident that this time, irrespective of what happened the other times, Tad will successfully shoot his wad inside Eva. In my admittedly limited experience, frenetic erotic encounters lend themselves to interior ejaculation.

“When the time is right, Tad does it again, blasting his juicy load of hot, creamy semen deep into her tight, little snatch while she moans in delight. He cums a lot! It dribbles out of her breathtaking box and onto the sheets as the scene comes to a sticky and satisfying end.”

Ahh, there we go: “Tad does it again.” So, now we’re back to the question of what it means, in this context, for the third time to be the charm?

“I love spending time with Tad Pole,” Eva said. “Our chemistry gets better and better with every creampie! I love having sex with Tad Pole!”

Hmm. That doesn’t help answer my question, either. Can you shed some light on this for us, Tad?

“I love working with adorable Eva Nyx,” Tad said. “Third Time Creampie was just as good as the first two! I really hope to schedule some group scenes with her in the near future.”

Just as good as the first two? How was the third time a charm? Or is it the charm? If anything, I’m only growing more confused here.

“Eva Nyx is an award-winning performer in my expert opinion,” Tad added. “The awards committee needs to keep its eye on her!”

Ahh, now I get it: The first two creampies must not have garnered any nominations for Best Creampie Scene and TadpoleXStudio is hoping the third time is a charm with respect to awards. That must be it… Maybe.

Either way, you can check out “Third Time Creampie with Tad Pole and Eva Nyx” now, on TadpoleXStudio.com.