ST. CATHARINES, Canada – If you ever find yourself employing lies to keep from getting into trouble, here’s an important tip to bear in mind: Whatever bullshit you float as you’re trying to wriggle your way off the hook, make sure it’s plausible bullshit. Another, related piece...

Site speed influences every metric important to your business. Don’t believe it? Chew on these statistics for a moment: Almost half of all internet users (47 percent) expect a website to load within two seconds or less. A one-second improvement in page-load time can produce a...

LOS ANGELES – For years now, I’ve been searching for a truly compelling anti-pornography argument, something that will at last persuade me porn is as evil and morally ruinous as many of its harshest critics say. Along the way, I’ve tried reading scientific papers concerning the...

By Richard Buss Everybody makes mistakes. They can be embarrassing, but most of the time a simple “oops” isn’t fatal. Unless you’re an email marketer. Then, what may seem like tiny errors can give your business a big black eye — or worse, land you in trouble with the Federal...

DANVILLE, Ill. – As you’ve no doubt heard by now, infamous “copyright troll” attorney John Steele has been disbarred, an unsurprising development in the wake of his pleading guilty to fraud and money laundering charges in March. To those of us who have been unfortunate enough to...

CHICAGO – The 2017 Grabby Awards winners were feted Saturday night with an all-out celebration at the Metro Theater in the heart of the Windy Cindy. This year’s big winner among productions was NakedSword’s Scared Stiff with wins for Best Screenplay, Hottest Rimming and Best...

MAMAIA, Romania – Webmasters will be able to feed their need for speed in Romania June 6 when YNOT Grand Prix’s 2017 circuit explodes from the starting line at AWSummit. This is the first time the adrenaline-fueled event has served as the official opener for the Romanian show,...

WANG SAPHUNG, Thailand – There are many reasons I’m not a Buddhist monk, chief among them being I like to do a lot of the things Buddhist monks are not supposed to do, like have sex, eat something other than other people’s leftover rice and partake of mind-altering chemicals....

Citizens of the world disagree on innumerable things: the creation of life on Earth, what extinguished the dinosaurs, whether the climate is changing and the proper placement of silverware in formal table settings. One thing about which almost everyone agrees, though, is that sex...

MONTREAL – I have something important to say about this new trend of people searching for “fidget spinner porn”: Get off my lawn. For old-timers like me, the word “spinner” already has a well-established meaning in the context of porn. Spinners are petite women, not...