LOS ANGELES, Calif. – You know, part of me feels like in this age of prolific AI use, mass surveillance and certain governments eager to declare just about anyone a terrorist, there’s a level of risk involved in talking about “explosive chemistry,” even in a pornographic context.

But, throwing caution to the winds, here we find ourselves, examining the explosive chemistry between Serene Siren and Eva Long in “Hot MILF Lesbians Making Their Assholes Happy,” a new scene produced by the team at Anatomik Media.

It’s a scene that “promises to set pulses racing with its blend of sensual intimacy and unbridled passion,” according to the announcement—which, if I’m being honest here, sounds both better and safer than exploring explosive chemistry, particularly in an anal sex scene.

“From facesitting and rimming to finger-filled climaxes, the duo explores every curve and crevice with raw intensity,” the description adds. “Highlights include nylon-clad foot play leading to gushing orgasms, tribbing frenzies, and a finale of scissoring that leaves them both shattered in mutual bliss. Dirty talk, squirting ecstasy, and tender worship moments amplify the film’s erotic depth, showcasing the performers’ undeniable chemistry.”

Well, shit. The chemistry involved here isn’t just explosive, but undeniable, as well? If the plan from their prospective defense team was to deny the allegation SS and Eva were cooking up something dangerous, it sounds like they might need a new plan.

“Working with Eva is always magic—she brings this fire that ignites every frame,” said Serene Siren, further implicating herself and possibly inviting charges of arson to be added to the indictment. “We give thanks to one of our devoted fans who made this scene possible. We love getting custom requests from fans and want more of them—they inspire us to create even hotter content. We’re thrilled to share it with other fans who will certainly be like-minded.”

Oh no… there’s a fan involved in this scheme, too? Here come the conspiracy charges!

“Serene knows how to create space for real pleasure to unfold,” Eva said. “From the foreplay teases to those deep, filling moments, this was pure indulgence, all sparked by a fan’s custom fantasy. We absolutely love diving into these fan-driven ideas and encourage everyone to send us more—they make every shoot feel personal and electric. I can’t wait for everyone to feel the rush.”

Chemistry, fires, shooting, sparks… the plot thickens!

It all sounds dangerously sexy to me. But, if you’re feeling bold and aren’t concerned about potentially being named as an unindicted co-conspirator, the announcement suggests you can observe the explosive chemistry on Serene Siren’s LoyalFans.