BUDAPEST, Hungary – One thing I love this job is that I’m constantly learning new things. Today, for example, I learned that “J-Pop” is short for “Japanese popular music.” I did know that “K-Pop” indicates Korean popular music, but what I hadn’t fathomed is that now, evidently, we’re just appending the first letter of any country’s name to indicate that country’s style of pop music – which is going to get very confusing if Kenya, Kazakhstan, Jamaica or Jordan should start producing pop superstars of their own.

The way I learned this new bit of information was by reviewing a press release from the Hentaied Universe. In most ways, press releases from the Hentaied Universe are just like press releases from this universe, except they arrive in the inbox covered in extraterrestrial protoplasm.

Anyway, this release describes the latest “Freeze” scene, in which a fervent J-pop fan, Kristof Kale, gets a bit of face time with his favorite J-pop star, Rikako Katayama. It’s the sort of access a fan dreams of – and Kristof is prepared for the occasion in a way that fans outside the Hentaied Universe couldn’t hope to match.

In the appropriately titled “J-Pop Fanatic,” Kristof is an obsessed fan who has come into the possession of a watch-device that allows him to freeze time. It’s not clear where he got this device, but my best guess is Walmart. They have all kinds of crazy shit on sale at Hentaied Universe Walmart locations.

As you might guess, Kristof’s intentions for this powerful device are not entirely honorable. By which I mean he’s going to use it to finagle a private encounter with Rikako, freeze her in place and have his way with her.

Kristof bypasses Rikako’s security personnel, slips into her hotel room and waits for her to return. When she does, Kristof freezes her with his watch and executes the next phase of his sinister plan: He makes her listen to his EDM demo CD.

Just kidding! This is the Hentaied Universe we’re talking about here, so naturally Kristof begins kissing and groping the frozen object of his obsession, pulls out his cock and puts it in her mouth, licks her pussy… then makes her listen to the demo.

Things get even weirder when Kristof unfreezes (“thaws”?) Rikako so he can watch her react to having been touched without knowing she’d been touched. Then he freezes her again so he can get even jiggier with it. This time, he repositions Rikako several times, fucking her in a variety of configurations, sucks on her toes and generally has a grand old time.

Then, out of nowhere, the time-freezing watch malfunctions, indicating it’s a cheap knockoff Rolex Time-Freeze Hentaied Universe-Dweller and not the real deal. Hell, that’s probably not even legit white gold lining!

When the device fails, Rikako snaps out of it and understandably freaks out. Kristof explains he’s her biggest fan – and instead of screaming for her security guards to come pound him into a pulp, she decides to roll with it and get it on with her sicko intruder stalker fanboy.

You can catch the trailer and full scene “J-Pop Fanatic” now, on Hentaied.pro.

“Rikako is just a J-Pop celebrity, so of course she has many fans who are fanatics, but this one went the extra mile, freezing time and having his way with her,” observed Hentaied creator/producer Romero, Mr. Alien. “She goes with it once she realizes what’s happening, and there’s the promise of a next time. Kristof is the luckiest man alive.”

Is this super creepy “unwittingly fuck-a-fan” hookup a one-time thing, or will a beautiful relationship flower between Rikako and Kristof as Romer suggests? Will Kristof’s EMD album find a label to call home? Will alien tentacles appear out of nowhere and insert parasites into Rikako while she’s on tour? Only time will tell.