LAS VEGAS, Nev. – The only time I went to a rave, I was the oldest person there by a good 10 years, a glow stick being wielded by a girl dancing frenetically next to me ruptured and I went home alone, filled with self-loathing and peppered in glowing, possibly toxic sludge.

It’s safe to say Peter King had a better experience in the newly released scene “My Girl Was So Horny After the Rave She Needed Dick.”

Mercifully, the scene has little to do with the rave referenced in the title, so it’s not 40 minutes of throbbing techno music and people bouncing around like utter dickheads, hollering “WOO!” and the like.

Instead, the scene opens with Peter and Eliza Eves heading back to their hotel after the throbbing music has stopped.

“Eliza looks so fucking good in her green bikini top, black booty shorts, neon green fishnets, and black boots,” the scene description explains. “Raves make her horny, and the couple had so much energy, so they’re not sleeping anytime soon.”

So, they didn’t just go home, play video games, eat Ben & Jerry’s straight from the carton and struggle to fall asleep while drenched in their own tears?

“As the hard fuck session kicks off, Eliza shows off her assets, jiggles her all-natural 34Ds, and twerks to show off her lovely, juicy ass. Peter strips down naked, and Eliza gives him the BJ of a lifetime.”

Yeah, that certainly sounds better than two hours of Call of Duty and a pint of Chubby Hubby.

“Returning the favor, Peter has her lie back, rips open her fishnets, and fucks her tight pussy in missionary, before hitting it from the back in doggy. Eliza climbs on top to ride the ride in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Peter fucks her once more in side fuck. Eliza begs for his cum, and he obliges, dropping his money shot in her.”

Peter came away not just satisfied, but having experienced a sort of scientific epiphany of sorts.

“Raves just make people horny – it’s a scientific fact,” Peter said. “This scene is wilder than any music festival and incredibly hot. Add it to your watchlist this weekend and stay in.”

Oh sure – Peter is going to go to raves and fuck horny raver chicks, but he just wants you to stay in and jerk off to him fucking a horny raver chick. That’s fair, right?

That said… I don’t think there are any raves in town tonight and by now I’d be 30 years older than the next youngest person at a rave, so I think I will just stay in and watch “My Girl Was So Horny After the Rave She Needed Dick” on PervertedPOV.com.