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YNOT WTF: Sometimes even serious people need a good laugh.

.NGONO Perfect Home For ‘The Vocals’ Sex Tape

Posted On 28 Dec 2015
By : Ben Suroeste

ngonoBy Adnan Nikatula
Special to YNOT

JAMBIANA, Zanzibar – Hello porno friends. It has been a long, hardy time since I last write to you. As you are already knowing, the .NGONO TLD has brought unprincipled success to all the wise and ethically good peoples who have purchased them in the interim since my past postage.

From famous celebritons who want to protect their brandishment identities to smart business peoples who know many users cannot spell correctedly and thereby find sites full of porno videos instead of sites for young fans of the perpetually copyrighted cartoon mouse creature, everybody has reason for wanting many hundreds of .NGONO dominion names.

This week, my company are running big special to celebrate reports saying the skinny blonde lady from popular realty televisor show The Vocals has maked dirty sex tape with the chubby country man from same show, who I think also at one time played the ball of bases for the Rangers from Texas, as well as another team from the place in the American north-western where it rains a lot and people are always throwing fish at each other, for some reasons unclear.

Anyways, during this week only, Internet Registry Magic will sell to you any dominion names which make references to the sexy dirt tape made by big country man and thin blonde “hollering back” waifish girl for big discounts, up to 75 percent off on regular pricing.

A well-choosed .NGONO dominion is the perfectly promotional vehicle for to house video of the famous coupling having “lots of naughty, harmless fun,” as someone who reportedly lives inside one of the famous persons told the very reputable American newspaper the National Inquisition.

Keep in mindlessness, you don’t need to have copy of the famous coupling’s sexy tape for peoples to watch in order to make monies from .NGONO dominions. This is because everybody looking for the celebriton coupling’s muddy intercourse video will click on anything that promise nakedness of country music people, even if they never like In Doubt, the band I think where the thin woman come from before she make weird clothing and decide to always sit backwards in chair while listening to competing musical persons.

Also, to make peoples more interesting in the dirt tapes, smart marketing persons will make description of specificity sex acts performance by the slender singing woman, whether she actually do these thing in video or not. For examples, pornos webmaster could make animatronic banner which say something like: “Gwine Steffenies blowjob Black Shelter person until he make sperm for her eyebrow!” and peoples will click their small electronic rodents on this textual even more than the one which say “Britannia Spears farcical cam-shot!” back in the late 90s.

As you are seeing, this is not the time for hesitance. To make the mostly monies, smart webmaster and marketing persons must strike while the irony is at its hottest point — and never will irony be hotter than during this week, when .NGONO dominions are available at fractions of pricing normality.

As always, .NGONO dominions are sold on a “first to come, first to servant” basis, so now it is the high time for everything else you do to be dropping in favor of registering your future richness and prosperity with IRM.

All the porno peoples are always looking for the “big next thing,” right? Well, friends, what could be bigger as a next thing than launching a website like GewnStiffanySucklesBlackShetland.NGONO, or maybe even better, DirtMouthSexSkinnyHollerDoubtGirls.NGONO — of which both are amazingly still confirmed for instant availability!

So, make no waste of timeliness, my porno friends, because as they have to say for many years, “him whom is hesitance is at a loss.” Or, as other famously saying proceeds, “act nowly, or forever hold your piss!”

 

Adnan Nikatula is CEO Internet Registry Magic, Ltd., the third most popular Internet registrar in all of Zanzibar

About the Author
Ben Suroeste only reports "hard news" -- which is to say "news" that is "hard" to find anywhere else, mostly because he made it all up. He still doesn't have that fifty bucks he owes you, but he's working on it, OK?
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