By Adnan Nikatula
Special to YNOT
JAMBIANA, Zanzibar – Hello porno friends. It has been a long, hardy time since I last write to you. As you are already knowing, the .NGONO TLD has brought unprincipled success to all the wise and ethically good peoples who have purchased them in the interim since my past postage.
From famous celebritons who want to protect their brandishment identities to smart business peoples who know many users cannot spell correctedly and thereby find sites full of porno videos instead of sites for young fans of the perpetually copyrighted cartoon mouse creature, everybody has reason for wanting many hundreds of .NGONO dominion names.
This week, my company are running big special to celebrate reports saying the skinny blonde lady from popular realty televisor show The Vocals has maked dirty sex tape with the chubby country man from same show, who I think also at one time played the ball of bases for the Rangers from Texas, as well as another team from the place in the American north-western where it rains a lot and people are always throwing fish at each other, for some reasons unclear.
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As you are seeing, this is not the time for hesitance. To make the mostly monies, smart webmaster and marketing persons must strike while the irony is at its hottest point — and never will irony be hotter than during this week, when .NGONO dominions are available at fractions of pricing normality.
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So, make no waste of timeliness, my porno friends, because as they have to say for many years, “him whom is hesitance is at a loss.” Or, as other famously saying proceeds, “act nowly, or forever hold your piss!”
Adnan Nikatula is CEO Internet Registry Magic, Ltd., the third most popular Internet registrar in all of Zanzibar
