MIAMI, Fla. – Angela Lansbury might have been nominated for 10 Golden Globes and 12 Emmys for her portrayal of Jessica Fletcher on Murder, She Wrote – but I’m willing to lay down money she never fucked four guys at once in the process of solving a crime! What I’m not willing to do is watch all 264 episodes of the old CBS crime drama to confirm my theory.
Thankfully, in the new MYLF feature Murder She Moaned, you won’t have to wait 264 episodes to watch Romi Rain put all her crime solving skills (and holes) to work. Fresh off being named the November MYLF of the Month, Romi steps into the role of Detective Romi to investigate the murder of a pharmaceutical mogul (Jay Crew) who gets murdered at a family reunion.
Along the way, Romi is tasked with interrogating a list of suspects that includes Jay’s eldest son Jack Vegas, Jack’s girlfriend Nickey Huntsman, his middle daughter Dana Vespoli and youngest daughter Pristine Edge.
While Detective Romi isn’t going to beat anyone with a phone book (I think?), she does employ some other unconventional interrogation techniques, several of which make me think it wouldn’t be so bad to be a suspect in the murder of a pharmaceutical mogul, quite frankly. Granted, I probably wouldn’t want to fuck the average homicide detective, but there’s nothing average about Detective Romi – particularly when it comes to her cup size.
MYLF describes Murder She Moaned as “packed with stepmom swaps, heated confrontations, and passionate encounters,” which, to be fair, is pretty standard TV-homicide investigation stuff. I mean, we all remember that one episode of Colombo in which Tyne Daly and Shera Danese screwed each other’s stepsons, right?
At any rate, following its release on MYLF VIP, Murder She Moaned is slated to roll out in four parts across multiple MYLF series, including MYLF Singles, MomDrips, Mom Swap, and AnalMom, before the full movie is made available to all MYLF members. Until then, the place to catch the new release is exclusively on MYLF VIP.
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