MIAMI LAKES, Fla. – In a flash of entirely predictable un-originality, CamSoda has offered erstwhile White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci a job overseeing the company’s communication strategy.

The rationale for making the offer, obviously, is to garner publicity from having made it, not some sincere hope of landing the Mooch as an employee. Still, as porn job offers go, this one has a modicum of sense to it.

Scaramucci has demonstrated a gift for profane expression after all, and clearly he has the sort of brash, obnoxious personality that might function well in the corporate culture of a live-cam company — particularly one with a penchant for shameless self-promotion.

“Similar to your previous role, you’ll be required to give daily press briefings on an assortment of topics ranging in material — everything from the positives of safe sex to the best positions for people to try to even a quick rundown of upcoming cam shows that will be featured on our platform, touting the impressive roster of models we have,” CamSoda Vice President Darren Press wrote in a letter to Scaramucci.

While Scaramucci might be a good match for a porn industry job, I think Camsoda is barking up the wrong department, so to speak. Sure, the Mooch has a solid two-weeks experience as a communications director, but if you ask me, the far more natural fit for him would be to serve as the company’s social media director.

For starters, Scaramucci evidently has lots of experience following adult industry personalities and accounts, from Shyla Jennings and Ami-Muha to Hegre and Blake Mitchell.

Speaking of Mitchell, the gay porn star was more than a little surprised to learn the Mooch was among his followers, after discovering the fact in a “Twitter Moments” slideshow.

“When I saw he was following me, my reaction was exactly what I posted online — ‘Wait… what?’,” Mitchell said. “I’d have to say, Anthony Scaramucci is the most surprising follower I have.”

Beyond noting how odd it was to find Scaramucci among his followers, Mitchell doesn’t have a whole lot to say about Mooch and his former boss in the White House, a reticence that appears to be rooted in Mitchell’s career ambitions.

“I vote every chance I get, and I’m not afraid to ‘get political,’” Mitchell said. “But I’m at a point in my career where focusing more energy on the current political situation would detract from my abilities to climb the corporate ladder, if you will.”

Reading between the lines a bit, it seems safe to say Mitchell does have reservations about Scaramucci and Trump, but he’s inclined to be a bit delicate and cautious in how he expresses his concerns.

“As far as Scaramucci’s appointment goes, I had never heard of him until he was appointed, but I will say I think his tweeting is a little juvenile,” Mitchell said. “President Trump is only seven months in, and I think it’s going to be a long three years and five months left for both him and us. I think he’s performing as well as we should expect from a person with his experience level in the office of the magnitude he’s in. I don’t think he’s doing well for the LGBTQ community, and I doubt anyone expected him to be. I certainly won’t be looking for a change in that department, though I will applaud him if he chooses to start going in the right direction.”

So far as I’m aware, Scaramucci hasn’t commented on his following of Mitchell or other accounts associated with the adult industry. If I had to guess, though, I’d wager he also has a certain classic Ron Jeremy video bookmarked, if only as part of his research into people not named “Steve Bannon” who can suck their own cock.

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