LOS ANGELES, Calif. – OK, I’ll admit it: The headline above is sort of misleading. But also sort of accurate? If I seem confused, it’s because I am. But I think once you hear the description of the latest scene from Mindi Mink released on her LoyalFans page, you’ll understand the reason for my confusion.

The press release announcing the new scene landed in my inbox with the title “Mindi Mink and Mia Simone Get Oral with BBC in the Bathtub.” Naturally, what I expected to be writing about was a threesome between Mindi, Mia and a gentleman with a “big black cock,” per my understanding of the term “BBC” (in a non-British broadcasting context, at least.)

What I quickly came to realize, however, is that this particular BBC has no gentleman associated with it. Yes, that’s right: We’re dealing with a fully disembodied big black cock here. AKA a “dildo.”

As the release explains, this “sensual release features Mindi and her stunning younger girlfriend, Mia, indulging in a provocative bathtub encounter that ignites passion.”

“This older woman/younger woman dynamic is pure lesbian passion,” the release later adds, a phrase which decisively forecloses the possibility of the BBC in question being connected to the unnamed fellow I’d originally envisioned.

No matter; now that my confusion is resolved, I can tell you that, fellow or no fellow, there’s plenty going on here to hold the viewer’s attention.

“Mindi and Mia share an intimate bath, where Mia’s hands explore Mindi’s voluptuous MILF curves, lavishing attention on her big tits and sharing sensual kisses,” as the announcement describes the action. “The heat escalates as the duo introduces an enormous BBC dildo. Mindi’s expert blowjob skills captivate Mia, who revels in the teasing licks and sultry glances.”

OK, at this point we come to a philosophical question: If it’s not a real dick, does sucking on it constitute a blowjob? Either way, I suppose such a device does afford the opportunity to demonstrate one’s blowjob skills, so I suppose the question is moot.

“The video’s conclusion hints at even more erotic action to come, and fans will be delighted that a sequel to the video is slated to follow this one.”

You know, if Mindi really wants to fuck with people (or with not-so-bright porn reviewers like me, at least), the sequel to BBC in the Bathtub should feature Mindi and Mia sitting in the tub watching an episode of Doctor Who.

BBC in the Bathtub is available now on Mindi’s LoyalFans and her other outlets.