LOS ANGELES, CA — With a constant barrage of criticism for having a workforce eager to take sexy and lucrative labor positions away from Americans, as well as a constant chafing from the loss of Texas and California, one might think that Mexico has suffered enough at the hands of U.S. representatives — but Girls Gone Wild creator and 2257 violator Joe Francis thinks differently.Francis is expanding his soft core flesh empire not only in the direction of swimwear and casual garments (perfect for removal in front of cameras, no doubt) but also in the direction of taste buds and tummies.
According to the multi millionaire who needs to return to Florida every month to do public service, Cancun and Cabo San Lucas are slated for diners that Francis told the Los Angeles Business Journal, will make the average person “comfortable going in there” but will also include “a Girls Gone Wild experience.”
Presumably, this does not mean that barely underage girls will get drunk and make out at one’s table but, instead, that young and comely waitresses will wear flirty items while serving up hot and sizzling meals. Perhaps it will be something akin to a Hooters, only with French fries.
Given that Spring Break can only bring so many drunken college boys and girls to Mexico and there are so many other countries ripe for the plucking and shucking, the mind behind Mantra Films, Inc. hopes to expand his sexy dining utopia throughout the globe until he has 300 flesh-friendly locations, mostly in college towns and tourist traps. “In some countries, we’ll do topless optional at night,” he opines.
Not everyone is excited about the possible cash flow into the popular tourist areas during the coming year. One anonymous posted from within Mexico expresses outrage that Francis might consider locating his restaurant in a respectable part of town. “We already have a red light district in Cancun,” the blogger points out on news.sawf.org, “Put your topless restaurant in there if you want to – but we do NOT want it in the Hotelzone and will do anything to stop this. It does not belong here, this is a family resort, you want sex, go to the Philipines or other destinations that welcome this.”
No word from the Phillipines about whether Francis’ restaurant chain will be welcome there.
Although Francis rightly observes that “The restaurant business depends on doing at least 70-percent of your revenue at the bar… you need to cater to a younger crowd… being a family restaurant is not going to give you bar business,” his antagonistic blogger assures any who think they can get away with over-the-top sexual behavior in Mexico that, “Mexico is changing and there is more law and order. Don’t be surprised if you misbehave and end up in jail for ‘having a good time’ and don’t scream and insult the Mexicans when it is in fact your own fault for disobeying the laws of this country.”
Francis is no doubt shaking in his exceptionally expensive boots.
