HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Of Matty Mila Perez, the publicity reps from Hookup Hotshot (HUHS) had this to say: “With her innocent face, small frame, cute tits, and charming personality, she’s one of the most talked-about performers and a force to be reckoned with.”

A keen reader has by now noticed something else about Perez, however: The use of the full name, as one often finds when the media is talking about an assassin – like Lee Harvy Oswald, James Wilkes Booth, or James Earl Ray.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m not saying Matty Mila Perez has, will, or would ever want to assassinate anyone. But she sure does have looks that kill. And in her debut scene for Hookup Hotshot, it sounds like she’s dressed to kill, as well.

“Wearing a red leather collar with silver rivets and leash, black cropped shirt with a white collar, black leather jacket, red lace fingerless gloves, red latex booty shorts, white knee socks, and black patent high-heeled Mary Janes, Matty Mila Perez patiently waits on the HUHS set for Bryan Gozzling.”

I’ll be honest, I don’t know what Mary Janes are (is?), at least in this context. I’m guessing whatever they are/is, they’re less relevant to Bryan Gozzling than the task at hand, which is putting Matty through her paces, HUHS-style.

“The two make out, and Bryan enjoys groping the hottie. Bryan drops to his knees to kiss and eat Matty’s pussy as the camera captures every frame for their friends at home. Matty returns the favor and drops to her knees to give Bryan the royal treatment of a BJ and ball worship. Then, Bryan fingers her and leans her up against the couch to lick her sweet kitty.”

Her cat let Bryan lick it? That must be a very sweet kitty indeed! Try that with my cat and you’ll be going home with housecat-tooth-sized holes in your tongue, for sure.

“The two head to the high barstool for a hard fuck in missionary. Then, Bryan grabs Matty’s leash to lead her to the infamous white couch. He takes a seat so she facefuck him and he can finger her. Bryan gets her on all fours, fucks her in doggy, and holds the leash. He sits on the armrest as she blows him again. Matty leans over the armrest as Bryan fucks her in doggy again and rips her red latex shorts apart. Matty blows him once more before she hops on to ride Bryan in reverse cowgirl.”

This might seem like an irrelevant question, but where was the cat during all this? It kinda creeps me out when they watch.

“Bryan takes a seat on the barstool for a world-class BJ and rimming from Matty. Just when it seems like the scene is about to be over, Bryan has her stand but lean against the armrest of the couch for another round of doggy before she drops to her knees, and he drops the money shot on her face.”

From licking the cat to a round of doggy. Apparently, it’s Bring Your Pets to Work Day at the HUHS office.

“Matty is a sex bomb with a perfect ass and a very good girl with stellar cocksucking skills,” Gozzling said. “Her debut was impressive, and we’ll definitely have her back.”

You know, I’m so curious about the fate of the cat and the dog – not to mention the allure of watching Matty Mila Perez in action – that I’m definitely going to check out “Episode #429 – Matty Mila Perez” on HookupHotshot.com.