HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ll confess, I’m something of an awards show skeptic. When I’m deciding whether to see a movie, buy music, or eat at a restaurant, about the last thing I’m going to do is check to see whether the film, artist or eatery has won an award of some kind, informed by murky criteria and voted upon by unaccountable “experts.” Still, even I can no longer say “nothing good ever comes of an awards show,” now that Mag Numb has released a nine-girl orgy scene filmed during the AltStar events last month.

Mag Numb’s reps called the new release a “must-see for her fans” – but given that it’s described as “a wild nine-girl orgy with some of the hottest ALT girls in adult,” I’d say it’s a must-see for anyone who likes to watch a pile of alt chicks writhing around on each other while wearing no clothing. I suspect there might be a few fans of that description who aren’t fans of Mag Numb (yet) only because they haven’t seen her in action yet.

In addition to Mag Numb, the scene features Hotrod Sania, Lorelai Leigh, Bambi Blitz, Stacy Firedoll, Kitt Jones, Luna Luxx, Jessie Lee, and Taylor Nicole – which, by the way, would also make a hell of a roller derby team. (Just sayin’.)

Per the scene description, “the ladies almost break a world record for the sheer number of dildos, vibrators, double-ended dildos, and, of course, orgasms.”

Just out of curiosity, what is the world record for “sheer number of dildos, vibrators, double-ended dildos, and, of course, orgasms”? Is it a combined record, or does each item have a world record of its own? Inquiring minds want to know!

“All nine ladies make each other squirt and engage in kissing, tit worship, pussy eating, and double penetration. The big finale is a multiple-girl fisting.”

Please tell me the girls fist each other in a daisy chain, or in some formation that creates a recognizable shape when filmed from above, because that would be awesome.

“Being nominated for the AltStar Awards was so amazing, but this was definitely the highlight of the entire weekend,” Mag Numb said. “You’ve never seen anything like this, and it’s the only video you’ll need. Well, at least until my next video comes out.”

To check out the nine-alt-girl orgy, subscribe to Mag’s OnlyFans.