LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Some porn titles leave more to the imagination than others. At one end of the spectrum are old classics like Behind the Green Door and On Golden Blonde. You can quickly deduce that one likely involves a green door and the other a blonde, but what happens beyond that is anyone’s guess, until they watch the films.

On the other end of the spectrum, you have titles like the one that adorns the latest Evil Angel release from director/performer Richard Mann: “London River Anal Gaping, A2M, Swallow.” What does this scene entail? I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess it involves London River doing anal, having her butthole gaped, performing ass to mouth and swallowing something, most likely Richard Mann’s load.

“Award-winning MILF superstar London River opens the door to Richard Mann’s world wearing sheer lingerie, showing off her big tits and supple ass,” Mann’s reps noted in describing the scene. “

“The stacked sex goddess strips and talks to the camera, discussing the upcoming fun. Just two minutes in, director-stud Richard Mann’s big Black cock enters view, and London must have a taste.”

Judging by the title, this won’t be her only taste of Mann’s member, nor will it yield the cock’s most exotic flavor during the scene.

“She chokes as she makes her best effort to stuff Richard’s gigantic BBC in her throat, ravishly retching multiple times as her gullet reaches its limit.”

That’s not really how ravish works, but OK. Carry on.

“Richard Mann spits on her as she gives him a raunchy blowjob. The dominant dude spanks her ass and bosses her around as she worships his massive meat. London bends over to give Richard easy access to her holes. She wails as he ruthlessly pummels her pussy, fondling her clit as the hung dude relentlessly drills.”

It could be worse; he could be ravishly ripping her pussy in addition to relentlessly drilling it.

“This lustful encounter intensifies with freaky anal fucking, Richard gripping London tight as he reams her rectum. Action includes nasty butthole gaping, slobbering, ass-to-mouth fellatio, and a creamy climax. London swallows Richard’s jizz, lapping up surplus splooge from his stiff shaft.”

See? Nailed it.

“London River and I share a very similar journey within this industry,” Mann said. “I have a lot of respect for everything that she does. London River is one of the best that the West Coast has ever produced in these great United States of porn. I have seen her gain such success, and she has done it the old-fashioned way, with hard work, amazing creativity, and charisma both in front of the camera and behind it. That is the main thing that makes this latest release from Evil Angel so special. Maybe be the best of the summer if you want my opinion.”

You can watch “London River Anal Gaping, A2M, Swallow” now, on EvilAngel.com.