Cute and freaky chameleon clip artist Little Puck is having a dick rating competition royale and has launched Boner Battles.
Boner Battles is now open and closes on Tuesday, June 9th at 9pm PDT/12am EDT. If you’ve ever wanted a professional opinion of your member, you have to enter Puck’s dick rating competition. It’s available exclusively for her OnlyFans subscribers at OnlyFans and entering is easy. Use the tip option and give her $25. Then, DM her two to three well-lit photos of your manhood. Videos will not be accepted. There is no limit to the number of entries that Puck can receive, but it’s limited to one per person/subscriber.
The actual contest scoring system is not only based on your specimen, but also the quality of your photos. Photos will be accessed on composition, girth, length, coloring, suckability, and eroticism. Puck is ready to give her honest opinion of your pics, and each entrant will receive a two to four-minute audio rating. She’ll also be doling out some fabulous prizes—the 1st place winner will receive a video of her masturbating to their pics, and the 2nd and 3rd place winners will receive super sexy selfies of her with your dick pics.
“You might have a gorgeous, fat dick, but if your photos don’t turn me on, you’ll definitely be hearing about it and won’t win one of the fabulous prizes,” says Little Puck. “Think about composition, lighting, and, of course, the XXX factor! Show me sex appeal. Humor will get your bonus points. Be ready for complete honesty on what I think of your cock, plus I’ll give you crucial advice on taking better photos.”
Ratings will be completed and DMed via OnlyFans on June 9th and June 10th. Winners will be announced on June 10th.
To interview Little Puck for your site, publication, or show, contact Erika Icon at erika@therubpr.com.
