LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Honestly, I’m not sure what Yellowjackets is, but now that VRCosplayX has released Yellowjackets: A XXX Parody, I’m thankful the original exists. Whether or not I ever see an episode of it, the show has enriched my life by enabling a POV VR scene starring Leana Lovings.
To be honest, I’d be happy to watch Leana Lovings do just about anything, including math homework. Sure, she’s not the most dynamic performer, sexually speaking, but she’s just so damn cute it’s hard to take my eyes off her.
In any event, apparently in her role in Yellowjackets: A XXX Parody, Leana is “channeling Christina Ricci’s unsettling performance as the manipulative Misty Quigley in the popular thriller TV series.”
In the announcement from Leana’s publicity reps, they say “Misty may have been a loser and an outcast at home, but out here in the woods she’s like a survivalist tribalist revivalist and she’s one of the main reasons you’re all still making it through the winter.”
Frankly, I’m not sure what being a “survivalist tribalist revivalist” has to do with sucking a dick, but I’m just going to roll with it.
“When she walks in to practice a monologue from ‘Steel Magnolias’ to celebrate a party, it seems perfectly normal to you these days, showing how far you’ve come from your old life. She has a bit of a crazy look in her eye but as every day could be your last, you’re willing to stick your dick in crazy when the time arrives. Hang out with Misty and ditch the granola losers!”
While I’m sad to have to ditch the granola, if that’s what it takes to hang out with Misty/Leana, consider it ditched!
“Role playing is something I save exclusively for porn, but I love tapping into these characters,” Leana said. “It is such a joy. I like the idea that this scene adds something to Misty Quigley’s character from ‘Yellowjackets.’ That this is her adult character, taking a guy into bed after a date, reliving her past in the woods in full costume — sexually. It’s the perfect blend of scary, unnerving, and sexy, because of course she has to be insatiably lusty! With the Steel Magnolias, I believe I gave a fun expression of what a crazy girl shows to someone when they’re in love.’ Everyone on set was so supportive and I’m grateful to VRCosplayX for such a wonderful opportunity.”
Whether or not you’ve seen the original, you can catch Yellowjackets: A XXX Parody now on VRCosplayX.com.
