LOS ANGELES, Calif. – In announcing the young star’s debut for Kink.com, Leana Lovings’ publicity reps ask: “What in the world is the wholesome fan favorite doing on the renowned BDSM site?”

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that she’s… performing in a BDSM scene?

“Award-winning ‘girl next door’ adult film star Leana Lovings enthralls and thrills fans across the globe as the versatile actress reveals her affinity for BDSM in her debut performance for Kink.com’s Sex And Submission channel.”

See? Nailed it.

In her debut scene, “introverted Tommy Pistol is trying to enjoy his day off reading his paper and filing his nails when his noisy neighbor Leana Lovings’ music ruins his peace and quiet.”

Ah yes, that’s the word I would use to describe most male porn performers – introverted. That’s a synonym for “perverted,” right? Looks like the same suffix to me!

“After peeping through a hole in his fence, he sees bratty Leana screaming into her phone over her loud music.”

Tommy Pistol: Introverted Peeping Tom – streaming now on Hulu.

“Tommy gets caught looking and Leana flashes her breasts at him and chases him back to his trailer.”

I must be living wrong. The only person who ever chases me back to my trailer is my landlord, when I owe rent. And he’s nowhere near as cute as Leana Lovings.

“Once inside, Leana seduces Tommy, getting on her knees to suck him off, but suddenly Tommy takes control.”

Yes, Tommy takes control – like the true introvert he is!

“He grabs her head and uses her throat hard and fast. Then Tommy makes Leana strip off her shorts but makes her keep her glasses on, and then bends her over his table to lick her holiest of holies. He then rails Leana hard and fast, but stops to discipline her when she almost cums too soon.”

Reading that, you just know Tommy Pistol: Fast and Hard is going to be the sequel to Introverted Peeping Tom.

“Next up Leana is bound to the table, one leg up to the roof, the other to a railing keeping her legs spread so Tommy can eat her out while flogging her tits. It’s not long before Tommy stuffs his hard cock in Leana’s soaking wet pussy, taking turns fucking her, eating her pussy, and flogging her tits and thighs.”

I might have spoken too soon on the name of that sequel, because Tommy Pistol: Tit-Flogger would be fucking brilliant.

“Finally Leana is bound wrists to ankles on Tommy’s bed spread and ready for his hard cock and the Hitachi. Tommy rolls Leana on her side and fucks her from behind. He grabs her hair and shoves her down on his cock, fucking her face for a while.”

“For a while” is a nice touch there. Nice and vague, like when I promise to do chores around the trailer – right after I watch TV “for a while.”

“Then Tommy pulls Leana on top of him and fucks her cowgirl before flipping her on her back, and fucks her missionary while controlling her breath. Then Tommy flips Leana over and pulls her ass up and nails her rough from behind. After untying Leana’s binds, Tommy pulls her mouth back down on his member and coaches her how he likes to be sucked, until he blows his load all over her pretty face.”

I gotta say, Tommy is one aggressive introvert. Perhaps he’s shy, just masterfully and controllingly shy?

“Debuting on Kink.com and working with director John Paul ‘The Pope’ – it may sound silly, but it’s been my dream,” Lovings said. “This scene is really a journey back to the avenues I explored before I even lost my virginity!  Bondage was always my safe space and being able to explore BDSM in a new medium, in my new profession, is such a gift. Tommy Pistol was such a great co-star and we had great chemistry on set for a hot scene that really made the picture feel real.”

You can watch Tommy Pistol: Texas BDSM Ranger “Peeping Tom” starring Leana Lovings and Tommy Pistol now, only on Kink.com.