HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Some people say: “Don’t get mad, get even.” Others think it’s best to “turn the other cheek.” Still others, like Lauren Philips, take the approach of getting even by spreading both her cheeks, such that someone other than her practical jokester husband and shove their cock in her ass, while another someone plunges his prick deep in her pussy.

Now, you might think indulging in double penetration might be taking things a little far in response to a practical joke, but to each her own, right? And besides, if revenge didn’t occasionally come with a double helping of cock, what sort of porn-world would we live in? A boring one.

In her latest scene for MILFY, multi-award-winning adult performer, director, feature dancer, gamer and occasional aquarium peruser Lauren Phillips finds herself teamed up with Parker Ambrose and Dwayne Foxxx in the Jay Rogue-directed scene “Married Redhead Lauren Gets DPed.”

We join the action with Lauren wandering the local aquarium, taking in the fishy scenery, when she’s approached by two young athletes, Parker and Dwayne. The release announcement is a little vague on the particulars, but apparently, they’ve been put up to this by Lauren’s husband, who is playing some sort of joke on her. But the joke is going to be on Lauren’s husband, because his co-conspirators in this practical joke are about to be balls-deep in Lauren.

Lauren kneels between Parker and Dwayne and gives them what the release announcement describes as “a spirited double blowkob” – which, trust me, is way better than a lackluster, sucking-by-the-numbers, phoned-in double blowjob. Nobody wants to watch one of those. She then swaps back and forth between deep-throating one of her young partners while stroking the other.

Before you can even say “hey, is that a Sakhalin Sturgeon?”, Lauren has mounted one of the fellas and is riding him in cowgirl whilst she sucks the other’s dick. Then at last, it’s DP time, as Lauren rides Parker in anal reverse cowgirl while Dwayne plows her pussy. She then flips around to give Dwayne anal doggy access while she bounces away on Parker’s peter.

At this point, presumably, Lauren’s husband has stopped seeing the humor in his practical joke. Or maybe he’s nearby, maniacally stroking his cock and what he wanted all along was to watch two young guys fuck his busty, redheaded bride? Either way, Lauren had a splendid time.

“I love a little revenge sex,” Lauren said. “And if you’re going to have revenge sex, it may as well be revenge DP sex with two sexy young dudes! Parker and Dwayne definitely fit the bill.”

You can watch Lauren serve up her cold plate of revenge in “Married Redhead Lauren Gets DPed,” available now on MILFY.com.