HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Some people tune in for every round of the National Football League’s draft. For others, it’s the annual National Basketball Association draft that draws them in. Hell, even the National Hockey Association draft probably draws a fair amount of attention, at least in places where the ponds freeze over in the winter. But for me, it’s the Nookies Draft, which seems to give the site a month on the clock between each pick, that really catches my eye.

I’m not clear what round or what pick the Nookies league is on now, but the latest draft pick announced is Kylie Quinn, who clearly impressed the Nookies league scouts with her solid fundamentals, ball skills and extremely high sexual ceiling.

“If you could build your dream girlfriend, she’d probably look like Kylie Quinn, with the perfect measurements 34B-24-36, perky tits, a round ass, long brown hair, hazel eyes, and a radiant smile,” Nookies’ reps said in announcing their latest selection. “She’s the newest Nookies rookie, and her debut scene shows off her sexual prowess.”

Kylie makes her debut in “The Nervous Bride-To-Be,” which begins with Kylie talking to G.I. Joey about the nerves she’s feeling as her wedding day approaches. Kylie explains that she and her fiancé James haven’t had sex yet, because they’re waiting for their wedding day to consummate the marriage. She describes the buildup to the Big Day as nerve-wracking.

“Kylie feels like a virgin again, needs practice, and Joey is just the man for the job,” the announcement explains. Somehow, I think James might not consider Joey “the man for the job.” In fact, I strongly suspect James would prefer a change in plan wherein Kylie practices with him.

Be that as it may, Kylie and Joey plunge ahead with their randy rehearsal, never mind what poor old James might prefer.

“Before they know it, his pants are off and Kylie’s on her knees giving him a BJ.”

Don’t you hate it when your pants come off without you even realizing it? The last time this happened to me, I was at an outdoor music festival and it seemed like I was the last one to know, including three quite impatient fellows from the event security staff, who briskly escorted me out with my trousers still around my ankles.

“Kylie moves her panties aside and jumps on top of Joey for reverse cowgirl. After riding the ride, Joey takes the reins back and fucks her long and hard in doggy, before flipping her over in missionary. It all ends when Joey drops the money shot all over her pink lace panties.”

Sounds like training camp was productive and the Nookies Fucking League’s latest draft pick is well-prepared for the regular season. It’s a good thing, too; I hear her head coach is on the hot seat and ownership is losing patience. Or maybe I’m thinking of the New York Giants.

“Kylie is an all-natural beauty, and our members enjoy her sexual prowess – it helped score her a perfect 10,” said Nookies owner, Jim – who presumably isn’t the ‘James’ to whom Kylie is engaged. “Make sure to add Kylie to your weekend plans and watch her debut scene.”

You can check out Kylie Quinn’s Nookies debut scene and her model bio on Nookies.com.