HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – With improvements in artificial intelligence, robotics and the synthetic simulation of human flesh, the advent of legit “sexbots” is probably right around the corner – assuming humanity makes it to the corner in the first place, something I’m starting to doubt a little more, every day.
Until that day arrives, there’s always the option of simply pretending a real woman is a sexbot, which is the strategy employed by Nookies in their latest scene featuring Kitana Montana.
To be clear, Kitana Montana is not a Mortal Kombat character from Billings; she’s an adult performer from the Netherlands. She also sports some of the dimensions one might expect in a sexbot, including HH cup breasts.
Directed by and co-starring Allen Swift, “SexBot Kitana: Programmed for Pleasure” begins with Kitana “in a glass box dancing like a stripper on a stage, minus the pole.” She’s not minus the pole for long, though, as Allen generously offers his own for her to swing from, not to mention suck.
“Swift lets everyone know how amazing Kitana is and that she doesn’t cook or clean, but she does everything you need,” per the scene description in the release announcement. “Next, Kitana gets into position for a BJ through the hole in the box.”
Now, some folks might be disappointed to hear that a sexbot neither cooks nor cleans, but those people seem to have missed the point of the term “sexbot.” They’re not called CookieCleanySexbots, after all. Granted, given a choice between breakfast, a blowjob or breakfast and a blowjob, I think it’s safe to say a lot of men would opt for the third option.
“The real fun begins when Kitana is unboxed and Swift goes through all her features, including her ability to speak Spanish.”
Yes, a Spanish-speaking sexbot does sound like real fun. Perhaps to show his appreciation, Allen could serenade Kitana with the One Semester of Spanish Spanish Love Song?
“Kitana gets on her knees for a world-class BJ, which gets an A+ approval rating from Swift. Then the two go outside for a fuck session by the pool and fuck in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy before a nice titty fuck and missionary with a creampie ending.”
That’s another advantage to a sexbot, I assume; risk-free creampies? Or are we shooting for engineering sexbots that don’t cook or clean, but can give birth, thereby assuring their owners begin asking themselves questions like “Why didn’t I just stay married?”
“Kitana is a legend on Nookies, and we’re glad to have her back—she has a body that won’t quit, and her performances are always incredible! It’s always a treat for our members, so enjoy,” said Nookies Owner, Jim.
Why, thank you Jim! I will enjoy. Admittedly, I’d enjoy it more with a side of bacon, but a guy can’t have everything, I suppose.
You can watch Kitana Montana play sexbot, but not do windows, on Nookies.com.
