HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know what they say: “Where there’s smokeshow, there’s fireworks.” Or maybe nobody says that. Either way, Nookies’ publicity reps have dubbed her a “smokeshow MILF” and she made her debut on Nookies over the July 4th holiday, so I’m sticking with that lame bit of wordplay, mostly because I’m still too hungover to come up with anything better.

In the new scene, “Celebrate with Katalina Kyle,” Katalina is promoting her event-planning business, appropriately called “Kat’s Events Planning.”  And she definitely has a party planned for the viewer, as the POV scene takes you on a tour first of the house, then of Katalina’s banging body. And before you can even scream “where the fuck is the caterer, I was promised Almas caviar!”, Katalina is on her knees deepthroating your proxy cock.

The action continues with Katalina wrapping her big tits around the cock for a quick titty fuck, then climbing aboard to ride it in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Some doggystyle pounding follows,  along with more titty fucking and good ol’ missionary position fun. Katalina gets a creampie finish as the grand finale of this finest fireworks-free 4th of July parties.

“That’s one hell of a commercial for her event planning business,” said Nookies owner, Jim. “I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t hire her. Katalina is just amazing with her sales pitch and sexual prowess, and she’s hot! The members love her and have given her a perfect 10 rating. We’ll definitely have her back for more scenes. I’m not sure what we’ll have her selling next.”

You can watch “Celebrate with Katalina Kyle” now on Nookies.com – and while you’re at it, check out Katalina’s bio on the site, where you’ll find fun facts like her measurements, in case you’re ever confronted with a trivia question seeking the precise tale of the tape for the lovely MILF. (Answer? 36F-25-38.)

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