VANCOUVER, Canada – A new Android app allows users to create avatars that “jiggle” when mobile devices are shaken. According to the developer, the Jiggler app is he only one of its kind to offer the service.

We’re fairly sure that’s a good thing. Who invents these products?

In this case, Utherverse Digital Inc. Founder and Chief Executive Officer Brian Shuster calls Jiggler “remarkably mesmerizing and entertaining.”

“Our new mobile app encompasses all of the types of materials we have developed in our RedLightCenter virtual world,” he said. “Since we already had these functionalities in place, we thought it would be fun to composite them into a fun, new app for mobile. It’s the kind of app that, once you have it on your phone, you just have to show off and share with your friends.”

Right.

Marketing materials point out Jiggler includes “some of” the following features:

• Male or female character selection.
• Clothing options, or lack of clothing.
• Male and female erotic parts enlargement choices.
• Actions like dancing, bouncing and spinning.

The app is available for $3.99 in the Mikandi app store.

Who invents these things and charges for them?