LOS ANGELES, Calif. – A man can’t help the way his brain works. Or, in my case, the way it doesn’t work. And the way my brain works, when I hear the surname “Fontaine,” even in the context of an adult performer named Hope Fontaine, I am immediately and involuntarily whisked away to a place (in this case, that place is YouTube) where I’m listening to “Doriella du Fontaine” by Lightnin’ Rod and Jimi Hendrix.
As such, I’m reading about Hope Fontaine’s appearance in Richard Mann’s new scene for Evil Angel, “Hope Fontaine Squirting & Anal Gaping,” accompanied by a deeply funky soundtrack with lines like:
She’s really down and known all around
As Doriella Du Fontaine
She plays her stick, mind you, she’s slick
She’s one of the best in the game
This girl’s no jerk, I’ve seen her work
She’s nice and she can use her head
And she’s good with her crack, from a long way’s back
And she’s done made me a whole lot of bread
None of that has anything to do with Hope Fontaine’s new scene with Richard Mann, except maybe the part about being “good with her crack.” As Mann himself notes, the fictional Doriella has nothing on OC Modeling star Hope in that department.
“The OC Models are always some of the most professional in the world,” Mann said. “Just look at their roster; it speaks for itself.”
I did look at their roster – and what it said to me is that I chose the wrong role in the adult entertainment business.
“When I learned that this French beauty was available, OC made it all happen,” Mann added. “What you see before you is one of the most outrageously sexy scenes that I have ever made. Her French accent will make your ears perk up, and maybe a few other things. Prepare to see some of the hottest women you have ever seen featured in my productions. That is my promise to you, fans, in 2026. To bring you more of the best, and Hope Fontaine is just the beginning.”
As for the scene itself, the release announcement notes that “Richard Mann never breaks a commitment without a reason,” adding that on this occasion, he’s running late, but “French hottie Hope Fontaine is a very good reason.”
“He waits, and finally the slim, dark-haired cutie comes out wearing only lingerie,” the description continues. “From there, it doesn’t take much convincing for Richard Mann to accept that his prior obligation will have to wait.”
Richard’s mistake here was double-booking. Unless his prior obligation was filming himself fuck another hot chick? In that case, maybe she’s about to walk through Door #2 and join Hope in blowing Mr. Mann.
“Hope drops to her knees and gives a nasty blowjob, spit oozing from her lips as she sucks. She deepthroats his massively big Black cock, holding it firmly in her throat as Richard groans.”
Sounds like Hope is handling Richard’s dick all by her lonesome. Maybe the other obligation was a dental appointment? In any event, it doesn’t matter now. Richard’s cock is in Hope’s mouth, so he’s not going anywhere until it spurts some jizz in there, at least.
“Raunchy oral action leads to intense pussy pounding,” the description adds, a development that’s not exactly a plot twist in the context of porn. “Fierce slamming leaves orgasmic Hope’s juicy twat, ejaculating girl squirt! Next, Richard chokes her while thoroughly sodomizing her! Hope rims his bunghole and sucks his Johnson, ending with a little ass-to-mouth.”
I think that’s just the French way of doing things; rimming first, then ass-to-mouth. It’s a little like the placement of the cheese course in a four-course French meal, only more rectal.
“She enjoys hard throat reaming and rectal gaping,” the description notes. “This rough sex bout leaves Hope’s gash gushing multiple blasts of juice. When Richard’s hot sperm drips onto her outstretched tongue, the bad babe swallows semen and smiles.”
And after reading that, what’s the first word that pops into your head? Well, it’s professionalism, of course!
“When Hope steps on a movie set, she’s professional and driven to do an amazing job,” said Sandra McCarthy of OC Modelling. “What an opportunity to work with Evil Angel and Richard Mann. I think this movie will be an award winner, and we’re so excited for her.”
Personally, I’m excited for us, the viewers, who can check out “Hope Fontaine Squirting & Anal Gaping” now on EvilAngel.com.
