EDISON, N.J. – In the tale of the tape, it’s a mismatch. After all, one of them is carrying a baseball bat and the other has turtle limbs. True, his shell might offer some protection against the pending assault from Harley Quinn, but offhand, it sure seems like Turtle Boy is facing long odds here.

Happily for Turtle Boy, the contest at hand isn’t so much a fight to the finish as a fuck to the finish – which happens to be a creampie delivered by a turtle cock.

If you’re wondering what the hell I’m banging on about, it’s a new scene from ChickPass Amateurs the site rolled out this week, a superhero-themed affair with Logan Drake manning the shell as Turtle Boy and Karma Blayze stepping to the plate as Harley Quinn.

As the site describes the scene, “Turtle Boy Hooks Up with Harley Quinn,” it begins as a “straightforward team-up against local bullies,” but quickly “devolves into a mix of brawling, bargaining, and bedroom antics.”

“Because nothing says ‘teamwork’ like a bat to the head followed by some quality sex,” the announcement adds.

“Turtle Boy, foiled by a pack of neighborhood bullies, reaches out to Harley Quinn for reinforcement,” the description explains. “But upon her arrival in full chaotic regalia, she decides the real threat is him, swinging her baseball bat with the enthusiasm of someone settling an old score, or perhaps just testing the durability of turtle shells. Once the dust settles and words are exchanged, Turtle Boy deduces that the path to peace involves shifting her energy in a more horizontal direction.”

Harley concedes that a good fuck might persuade her to consider helping Turtle Boy beat back the bullies and the action shifts from fightin’ to fuckin’. Turtle boy sticks his neck out of his shell far enough to savor Harley’s pussy, which she responds to by sucking some turtle prick. The two then assume the doggystyle position (or is it “turtlestyle”?) before Turtle Boy decides he wants to gnaw on that pussy some more. Then, as the two fuck in missionary position, Harley decides to keep Turtle Boy on his turtle toes by giving him a good whack with the bat in the middle the banging.

Turtle Boy then reaches climax while the two bang away in doggystyle again, bellowing his “Turtle Turtle!!” catchphrase as he blows his load inside Harley.

“It was a blast shooting this scene with Logan,” Karma Blayze said. “We have great chemistry playing these quirky characters.”

Logan Drake said shooting the scene for Halloween was “a riot.”

“It turns out getting whacked with a bat by Harley Quinn is oddly motivating,” Drake added. “Dressing up as Turtle Boy let me channel my inner hero – and yell ‘Turtle Turtle!’”

You can check out “Turtle Boy Hooks Up with Harley Quinn” now on ChickPass.com.