EDISON, N.J. – Do you suppose hardcore fans of Goddess Bats ever affect a gravelly tone and say to people “I’m a Goddess Bats-Man”? Probably not, right? Most people aren’t as cheesy and fond of bad wordplay as I am.

Be that sad fact as it may, viewers have another opportunity to consider the option now that Goddess Bats has been featured in a newly released scene from ChickPass Amateurs, “Logan Creampies Hot Housekeeper Goddess Bats.”

Per the announcement, the action in the new scene “unfolds around a feather duster, a discovered vibrator, and Logan’s firm resolve that quickly gives way to mutual temptation.”

“Goddess Bats, tucked into a trademark ChickPass black maid outfit complete with frilly details, diligently dusts the living room with her feather duster,” the description adds. “Curiosity strikes when she discovers a vibrator hidden away, and unable to resist, she settles onto the sofa to indulge herself, pressing the toy against her exposed pussy for some private pleasure.”

Hey, if your maid is going to poke around in your private belongings and get up to something untoward with them, wouldn’t you rather that she pleasure herself with a vibrator, as opposed to shoveling jewelry into her purse so she can take it home and put it up for sale on eBay?

“The moment intensifies until Logan catches her in the act. Shocked by the sight, he confronts her and threatens to fire her on the spot for her unprofessional behavior.”

I sense a porn-twist coming…

“Rather than back down, quick-thinking Goddess Bats turns the tables with a seductive offer to make amends and keep her job.”

OK, so it’s not exactly Verbal Kint turning out to be Keyser Soze, but that still counts as a twist. Less surprising, in this context, is the fact Logan decides to let Bats off the hook in exchange for getting a little action.

“She kneels before Logan, delivering a blowjob that showcases her enthusiasm with deep strokes, a meticulous tongue, and wanton eye contact. Logan, now fully engaged, raises the stakes by suggesting she bend over if she’s aiming for a raise instead of dismissal.”

Clearly, Logan is negotiating from a position of strength here… And that position is about to change to doggystyle.

“The tension builds as Logan takes his pound of flesh doggy style, as his nearly unemployed maid moans in pleasure.”

See? Told you.

“The scene shifts to missionary position, where Logan plunges deeper as Goddess Bats wraps her legs around him, urging him on. The climax arrives as he unleashes a creampie deep inside her pussy, with a close-up of the evidence of her work slowly oozing into frame.”

Was the creampie also negotiated? Because that’s upping the ante in a big, potentially impregnating way.

“Goddess Bats has an energy and confidence on set that brought this scene to life,” Logan said. “She dove into the roleplay, making every moment feel real. It was a pleasure to work with her to create something fun for our fans.”

You can watch Goddess Bats and Logan dive into the roleplay now, on ChickPass.com.