HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know, a feature with a title like Mrs. Horsecock really should be long, which is why I’m pleased to report that the Hentaied Universe and Futanari XXX have just released part one of twelve of a new feature so named – and one can only hope that’s an episode for each three-inch section of the titular equine phallus in question.

In any event, according to the release announcement, Hentaied.pro members “have never seen anything quite like it.”

Directed by Mark Zicha and featuring Hentaied contract star Josephine Jackson and Matty Mila, according to the announcement the first episode “opens with an anime flashback of Josephine and Dasha the horse,” which certainly sounds like an auspicious start, but it’s one that takes a sudden and sad turn, as you will see in the next paragraph.

“After suffering a tragic accident, Josephine does what she can to keep her horse alive, but the surgery is a failure.”

Great, now I’m bummed out. There had better be a twist coming here…

“As Josephine sleeps, she dreams about him and being one with Dasha. Josephine wakes up and is transformed with her horse’s spirit.”

OK, that sounds promising.

“She has a massive futa horsecock.”

Sigmund Freud (allegedly) once said that “all men are great in their dreams.” Had he been Josephine’s therapist, he might have added “and some women wake up from their dreams with massive futa horsecocks.”

“She tries to return to her everyday life as a teacher.”

You know, I kinda feel like her students might notice the massive horsecock. Young people are pretty observant like that.

“Her student, Matty, is wondering what is wrong and is trying to find out why she’s so anxious.”

Well, Matty, you might be a tad anxious too, if you were trying to teach while concealing a massive futa horsecock.

“They meet up by accident in the girls’ bathroom, and Josephine can’t hold back. Josephine and Matty make out, and before Josephine knows it, her cock is fully erect, and Matty can see it through her pants. The two hook up in the bathroom, and Matty enjoys her horsecock and how big it is. Josephine makes Matty promise she won’t tell anyone.”

Wait, wait wait – Josephine just trusts that Matty isn’t going to tell anyone about her surreptitiously fucking a teacher in the bathroom, OR the fact the teacher has a thoroughly unexpected horsecock? Oh Josephine, you poor, gullible soul.

“This was the biggest release day ever with any of our sites,” said Hentaied creator/producer Romero, Mr. Alien. “We’ve been teasing this feature for a long time, and our members were fiending for it. This was a project we actually crowdfunded a year ago with a slightly different story. Now, it’s here, and the members can’t wait for the next episode. And let me tell you, each one is wilder than the next, so buckle up!”

You can buckle up before or after watching Part 1 of Mrs. Horsecock, available now on Hentaied.pro.