By Kris Kringle Special to YNOT THE NORTH POLE – Hey bitches, the Man in Red is back — and I’m mad as hell at you porno people. Last year, I tried to be the bigger person. I tried reaching out to you smut peddlers with a little holiday cheer, delivering baskets of mainstream...

LAS VEGAS – A new online store specializing in lingerie promises visitors more than just a shopping opportunity. According to the company’s chief executive officer, LACE.com aims to provide a “shopping experience.” “Our team has worked hard over the past several months on...

LOS ANGELES – A new website offers videos and other content in out-of-the-way micro-niches including tickling, belly button fetish, limp fetish and face-sitting. FunhouseGirls.com is the result of a collaboration between the production company of the same name and affiliate...

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. – Standing outside the large, well-appointed house serving as the venue for the day’s shoot, porn performer Rick Rigid paced and muttered to himself, a lit cigarette dangling from his left hand. “I’m just not sure where to take this scene, emotionally,” Rigid...

SAN FRANCISCO – Jimmyjane, a manufacturer of premium pleasure products, has introduced its first rabbit-style vibe. The company claims the FORM 8 Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrator is “the world’s first rabbit with three motors and a flexible neck.” “The rabbit style [vibe] has...

MIAMI – Former Penthouse Pet Jelena Jensen has launched a new official website within Vicky Vette’s Vette Nation Army network. Jensen and Vette worked together to re-concept and redesign the existing JelenaJensen.com. The site is now 100-percent mobile-friendly and sports a new...

AUSTIN, Texas – Pleasure product manufacturer Fleshlight and live-cam platform Flirt4Free have selected uber-popular webcam model Natalie Star to be the next official model for the CamStars by Fleshight line. Star’s accomplishments in the industry, both on cam and as a business...

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – An upstart fetish website has left the gate in a stereotypically BDSM way: by claiming it is “bound to spank its competition.” A spokesperson said Fetish.net intends to be the go-to spot for “fetish, BDSM, and alternative communities and sexual interests.” At...

MISSION VIEJO, Calif. – As we’ve already firmly established, I’m very hooked in to what you might call the “conspiracy underground,” a loose-knit collection of dedicated investigators who fearlessly dig into the propaganda and misinformation provided by mainstream media outlets....

MADISON, Wis. – A penis attached to an unidentified 43-year-old Midwestern porn fan strongly denounced its owner’s taste in adult entertainment today, complaining the man “seems to have attended the Johnny Knoxville school of human sexuality” and “wouldn’t know what good sex...