ROME, Italy – Some people are just too easily impressed and/or enraged. Take Argentinian play-by-play announcers working soccer matches, for example. It doesn’t matter how mundane a scoring play may be, those excitable motherfuckers are going to scream GOOOOAAAAALLLL!!! for all...

HORSHAM, Pa. – A new collection of underwear comprising boy shorts and thongs emblazoned with licensed logos of popular candy brands has arrived just in time for the ramp-up to the annual holiday shopping frenzy. Candy Panties incorporate strategically placed representations of...

No matter how much YNOT attempts to resist trite, cliched coverage of trite, cliched subjects, sometimes we’ve just got to say “the hell with it” and give in to our baser urges. Thus, we are delivering a non-report about Halloween porn based on a non-press-release submitted by a...

BRISTOL, England – In the newsroom section of the Avon and Somerset Constabulary’s website, you can read about all sorts of interesting news involving the A&S police, including the recent seizure of “Samurai swords and a quantity of class A drugs” in Taunton, or advice about...

PARIS – Intimacy enhancers with a distinctly French accent now are available in Canada thanks to distribution deals between Paris-based manufacturer Exsens and Canadian distributors Vice Distribution and EP Products. “We believe that this expansion into Canada will offer Exsens...

By Richard Buss Email marketing can be a powerful way to boost your business, but establishing a campaign that works isn’t always quick and easy. Tracking these three key metrics will help you improve your return on investment. List growth The larger the list, the more revenue it...

NEW YORK – More than ever before, I find myself wondering as I read the morning headlines whether I’m reading them correctly, or if a particularly strong tab of acid I took back in 1996 just hasn’t worn off yet. I’m not talking about headlines that simply suffer from confusing...

LOS ANGELES – Jopen, the luxury division of pleasure products manufacturer CalExotics, has debuted Amour, a four-piece collection with heart-shaped accents. “The fanfare surrounding Amour is thrilling for all of us here at JOPEN,” said founder and Chief Executive Officer Susan...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (or maybe MONTREAL) – If I were to tell VICE one of my fellow adult industry-focused freelance writers and I soon will start writing Hunter S. Thompson-inspired children’s books, would they publish a feature calling this an industry-wide trend? I ask because,...

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – XR Brands has introduced new silicone and aluminum cleansing systems to its CleanStream line of intimate cleansing products. The Angled Enema Nozzle connects easily to most shower hose systems. Featuring a grooved handle, smooth aluminum body and...