By Anthony Naderstein Special to YNOT OAKLAND, Calif. – As you celebrate your hollow “victory” over reasonable and prudent safety regulations temporarily granted to you by the timid and feckless California Occupational Safety and Health Standards board, I warn you porno people:...

By Russell Nolte Special to YNOT MALIBU, Calif. – One of the best things about overcoming an addiction to porn is how much more productive you become once you’re not wasting all your time browsing tube sites, waiting for clips to stop buffering and obsessively scrubbing your...

By Captain Pete Hammarslot Special to YNOT MONTREAL – As you’ve probably heard, Pornhub is offering an incredible deal for fans of porn and whales alike. The promotion enables people to enjoy some of their favorite viewing material while supporting a great cause. While some folks...

HOUSTON – As a huge fan of performer Amy Lindsay’s work in such softcore erotic classics as Animal Lust, Carnal Wishes and Weirdly Sculpted Eyebrow Studs Do Dallas, I must admit to being greatly disappointed by her latest work, an erotic short called “Conservatives Anonymous.”...

PASADENA, Calif. – Craig Gross, founder of XXXchurch, recently wondered aloud why porn consumption has declined on Sundays. Along the way, he posited several theories to explain a trend for which he offers the extremely compelling and totally convincing evidence of a large,...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT DALLAS – Sometimes you just have to take a stand, even if it means getting sued by a bunch of profiteering human traffickers wearing badly tailored suits. The Dallas City Council took just such a stand this week, boldly voting to bar the...

By Rev. James Dandy Special to YNOT BEAVER VALLEY, Ariz. – Friends, you’ve probably heard all kinds of lies about how Religious Freedom Restoration Acts (RFRAs) in great, freedom-loving states like Indiana, Georgia, New Mexico and elsewhere are all about “homophobes”...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT LANSING, Mich. – With the liberal media and countless, thoughtless, neo-socialist goons on social media running wild with criticism for the Michigan Senate over a new bill that appears to reaffirm the criminality of sodomy and other abominable...

By Esteban Harsch Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – If there’s one thing that really pisses me off, it’s when other porn studios blatantly steal the promotional concepts I used to draw attention to my company, GARISH Entertainment — especially when I only have one idea for...

By Richard Strohk Special to YNOT EAU CLAIRE, Wis. – In a shocking display of contempt for the U.S. Constitution and individual liberty, Wisconsin’s Third District Court of Appeals recently upheld a lower court’s disorderly conduct conviction of a man who was merely exercising...