By Matt LeMaestro Special to YNOT CHICAGO – When it comes to college football prospects and the NFL draft, I thought I knew everything. I thought I had considered every angle and anticipated all the possibilities, from each prospect’s ceiling as a talent to the myriad ways they...

NEW YORK – A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at South Bronx University’s Postal School of Public Health has documented a notable increase in the number of scientists who think surveys are a lousy means of determining causality. According to the study’s abstract,...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – When a man like Utah State Senator Todd Weiler bravely takes a stand against a global scourge like pornography, inspiring his colleagues to join him in declaring smut to be the public health crisis pandemic we all know it...

By Dewey Trueman Special to YNOT PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Breaking news: Bernie Sanders is in stable but elderly condition following a savage beating from political rival Hillary Clinton, who allegedly thrashed her opponent about the face using a book made entirely of pornography....

PHOENIX – After hearing what one of the resolution’s co-sponsors described as “very compelling testimony and highly convincing statistical evidence,” the Arizona Legislature on Tuesday issued a concurrent resolution declaring shoes a public health hazard and “significant security...

NATCHEZ, Miss. – A couple weeks back in this space, I wrote about the need for the porn industry to aim its parody-happy cameras at male presidential candidates for a change, if for no other reason than to counterbalance the impact of previous parodies pillorying the likes of...

CHICAGO – As compelling as the idea of a pornographic experience in an immersive 3D environment might be on its face, unless a porn producer can provide or generate the right setting, the whole scene and user experience may fall short. Each of the VR porn demos I’ve tried to...

HOLLYWOOD – With his first virtual reality porn release being pilloried by critics and consumers alike, director Skidley Rott admitted yesterday he may have missed the mark with his maiden virtual voyage, chalking up the misstep to “a fundamental misunderstanding” of terminology....

SALT LAKE CITY – I went to Utah once, on a family trip. My dad got pulled over for doing 57 in a 55 zone, we ate at a Denny’s, visited a few canyons filled with impressive and colorful rock formations, looked at some tacky church architecture and got the hell out of there before...

LOS ANGELES – In order to make a splash in her new career, porn performer Tianna Hydra first has to mop up a spill created by her previous job. Earlier this week gossip rags revealed that prior to distinguishing herself as a skilled fellatio multitasker in the Blowbang Bimbo...