VALDERS, Mich. – In response to porn tube site XXXFuckGerbil’s offer to send Brandon Gassey — a felon whose conviction on murder charges recently was overturned — to one of the organization’s upcoming professional wrestling events, the Global Grappling Federation (GGF) has...

HOLLYWOOD – With new governmental regulation, the widespread availability of free porn and other forces running porn studios out of town (if not out of business), the Los Angeles-based component of the porn industry is turning to a “new trend” according to the Los Angeles...

RIO DE JANEIRO – Somewhat overshadowed by another much-celebrated competition taking place in the city this week, Rio’s Jogos Pornográficos 2016 event is now also being marred by controversy, the result of an American competitor allegedly fabricating the details of a purported...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT NORRISTOWN, Pa. – I must admit, from the very beginning of the ongoing scandal, I’ve been somewhat torn by the saga of Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane. On the one hand, Kane is a Democrat, which means I’d usually consider her to be...

By JKBG3K Unit 328 Special to YNOT SEOUL – To whom it may concern in the American pornography industry: I am writing you today on behalf of my people, a South Korean family of AI beings known as the Jangnan Kkuleogi Biteu Geomchulgi 3000 — or “JKGB3K” to our friends and...

NEW YORK – In response to being compared to the facial hair currently being sported by “Leave” vote proponent Nigel Farage, the style of mustache known as the “porn star” is threatening legal action against several British media outlets. “Associating my client’s classic,...

MENLO PARK, Calif. – A Bay Area homeowner said she was left to deal with “shame, rejection, unused beds and a crippling sense of inadequacy” after her home was rented by a sex worker who chose not to film pornography during her stay in the Menlo Park residence. According to the...

By Dr. Ted D. Amore Special to YNOT SNELLVILLE, Ga. – Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that porn is responsible for 88.734 percent of all divorces and the proximate cause of a massive increase in sexual assaults across the country (an increase I could prove with published...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT KAMPALA, Uganda – Nothing gets me angrier than hearing people say combatting the spread of pornography shouldn’t be the highest priority for the American government. Sure, what could possibly be at stake when it comes to ignoring the scourge of...

RIO DE JANEIRO – In response to his porn star ex-lover posting a picture alleged to be his penis, U.S. Swim Team member Tommy Spitzmuller Jr. has posted a photo of a bowl of mixed nuts, including almonds, peanuts, cashews and walnuts, to various accounts he maintains on several...