LOS ANGELES, Calif. – I remember when I was a teenager, getting grounded was a major hassle. Among other things, it meant that if I wanted to go out with my friends, I had to sneak out my bedroom window first, a dicey proposition for a guy with a big clump of prickly pear cacti growing right beneath his bedroom window. Plus, I wasn’t very good at sneaking around, so I’d get caught about three-quarters of the time by my father, who had ears like a jackrabbit. It turns out what I needed was for my sharp-eared father to divorce my mother and marry a hot British MILF – like, say, Elise London.
Based on my extensive research, which includes ready an entire press release about a newly published FreeUse.com scene called “She Grounded Me, So I’ll Free Use Her While I’m Stuck at Home,” if Elise London is your stepmom, getting grounded is an entirely different experience than the very dull one I lived through in my youth. Among other things, it involves a great deal more getting your cock sucked than my periods of restriction did.
“I can’t believe my stepson! I trusted him, let him be alone in the house while I was on vacation, and he threw a rager,” as the release announcement summarizes the aggrieved stepmom’s thoughts. “I had to come home to a mess, and the worst part was having to clean it for him.”
That sucks, Elise! I reckon you gave him a good talking-to and perhaps some measure of discipline? (Elise’s stepson, I should mention, is played by Joshua Lewis.)
“Still, this is a Freeuse house, and my holes are there for his use 24/7.”
Hmm. It appears my assumption was poorly founded.
“I still grounded him, though. A hardworking mom like myself knows when to put her foot down.”
Do you really know how to put your foot down, though? Or is this some sort of ball-busting word play of which I’m about to read the other half?
“I am tough on him, and I can’t allow him to do whatever he pleases without some verbal punishment.”
Yes – verbal punishment, followed by oral pleasures. It’s recommended in all the stepmother advice books, you know.
“Being a free use mom is not easy, but if letting my rebellious, yet sweet, son use my body all day makes him happy, I will be the living sex doll he desires.”
That’s the spirit! Forgive and forget – or, at least, forgive and give handjobs.
“The trailer actually made me laugh; it’s very comical and it was super fun and easy to shoot with Josh,” London said. “I love being in stepmom roles and really like the comical elements in this, as Reptyle/Team Skeet often do.”
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