HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – It seems like every time I turn around, there’s some cute newbie porn chick debuting on Hookup Hotshot. That and every time I turn around, I also get a little dizzy. I don’t think my lightheadedness is related to the site’s update schedule, or to their latest model, Della Cate, because it happens when I stand up off the couch after doing bongs, too.

Anyway, as the site’s head honcho Bryan Gozzling described the latest debutante to grace HookupHotshot.com, Della Cate “looks like the girls that would walk around the malls in the 90s that I wanted to fuck, and now I can.” I must admit, I can relate to that statement, other than the “now I can” part.

Della is decked out with a pink flower in her hair, a pink collar and leash, a white crop top, a short jean skirt, and pink and white high-heel clogs – which, come to think of it, doesn’t sound that much like the girls at the mall back in the 90s used to dress, but who am I to disagree with Bryan Gozzling? Besides, I’m sure we hung out at different malls. Maybe the ones in California had a dress code in which girls had to wear leashes? (Hey, you never know; this is California we’re talking about.)

Irrespective of her clothes, it doesn’t matter much how she’s dressed once the action starts, because then it’s all about fingering, licking, blowing and banging. There’s couches and barstools and position changes galore, as Bella gets plowed in doggystyle, piledriver, missionary and reverse cowgirl, all inevitably leading to Bryan jerking out a load to dump on Bella’s face and in her mouth.

“I really felt like I was back in high school,” Gozzling said. “She looked like one of those tall, long-legged girls in the Guess ads from the 90s before girls were lining up to fuck me. Della is a stunner, and we’ll have to have her back.”

Whether you think she looks like a hottie hanging out in the mall in the 90s, a model from a Guess ad in that same era or both, you can check out Della Cate’s Hookup Hotshot debut now, only on HookupHotshot.com.