GOLD COAST, Australia – It’s OK, Coco; I’m a middle-aged man and I don’t know anything about cars, either. But, unlike Coco Bae, I don’t have a new OFTV Channel to announce, nor do I look anywhere near as good in a bikini.

What am I rambling about? On many days, I’d have to respond: “I don’t know, either.” But not today! Today I’m armed with an announcement from the lovely, Canadian-born adult performer and content creator Coco Bae, whose publicity reps point out has added “correspondent” to the list of hats she wears.

Coco has announced the launch of her new OFTV Channel, appropriately titled “Coco Bae TV,” kicking things off with a video shot at the annual Gold Coast 500, in which Coco and her viewers both get the opportunity to learn a bit about the cars featured in the event.

According to the release announcement, the video opens with Coco confessing “I’m just a girl; I know nothing about cars.” And while there’s no rule that says a person can’t be a girl and know a lot about cars, viewers can take Coco at her word when she says she doesn’t – but admitted cluelessness is half the fun here.

Decked out in her Disney Cars tube top, Coco offers amusing commentary as she walks the grounds of the event, while demonstrating that she has few car facts at her disposal, other than a few tidbits about Holdens and Mustangs.

Coco does know snacks however and invites viewers to join her as she samples the cuisine on offer at the Gold Coast 500.

“In addition to seeing a fantastic assortment of cars, Coco also guides you through jet packing, the racetrack, and arcade games,” her announcement added. “You’ll feel like you were there from the comfort of your own home, with a sexy tour guide.”

“I’m so excited about my OFTV Channel, and this was the perfect video to launch it with,” Coco said. “I love covering events and cars, even though I know nothing about them. Cars are sexy, and so are many of the drivers. This Queensland event is huge, and I had a great time covering it. I hope my fans enjoy it.”

Coco’s “Gold Coast’s EPIC V8 Supercars” report is available now on OF.tv and on the OFTV app under her handle @CocoBaeTV. According to the announcement, her fans can expect more videos on her new channel soon.

Coco Bae is self-booking. To inquire about getting her on your set, email Coco at info@cocosworldentertainment.com.