LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Despite my many failings, frailties and financial struggles, most of the time I wouldn’t trade my life for that of anyone else. But I am not going to lie; there are times when I’d like to borrow another man’s life for several hours.

For instance, I wouldn’t mind having been Jax Slayher on whatever day it was Bang! shot the scene “Chanel Camryn and Brenna McKenna Share a Massive Cock.”

Brenna’s reps at The Rub PR described the scene as “the Christmas gift that keeps on giving,” but to me, all it gives me is envy and I get too much of that every Christmas as it stands.

The scene begins with Brenna and Camryn dancing outside by the pool in sexy lingerie and “stripper heels,” making me realize two more things: (1) in addition to Jax’s body, I would have needed to borrow a pool to make this scene happen and (2) someone is out there making heels intended just for strippers.

Anyway, after the girls have made themselves sufficiently wet, they pop inside to work their magic on Jax’s wand, so to speak. They team up to deliver Jax a blowjob, after which Jax uses his massive member to “fuck them in every position imaginable while they eat each other’s pussies and do anything they can to get each other off.” I suspect this part of the scene description is hyperbole, because I can imagine a few positions that require a zero-gravity environment to achieve and I’m pretty sure the house hosting this threesome isn’t capable of parabolic flight.

Once it has all been said and done (probably mostly done as opposed to said), Brenna and Chanel share Jax’s spunk as eagerly as they shared his cock, swapping it between their mouths in the way recommended by four out of five perverted dentists.

“This is one of the hottest scenes I shot in 2024,” Brenna said, rubbing it in further, as though I needed to be more jealous of Jax right now. “Chanel and I are so into each other and Jax. It’s a non-stop sex-a-thon. The scene is almost 44 minutes, but we could have gone two or three times as long because we were all so into it. My fans love the scene, and I’m so excited it’s finally out, and I can share it with them.”

You can watch the trailer and full, exclusive scene “Chanel Camryn and Brenna McKenna Share a Massive Cock (that Doesn’t Belong to Ben Suroeste)” now, only on Bang.com.