Get It Straight: I Ain’t Perverted, Just Dumb
By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know,...
Read moreDetailsBen Suroeste only reports "hard news" -- which is to say "news" that is "hard" to find anywhere else, mostly because he made it all up. He still doesn't have that fifty bucks he owes you, but he's working on it, OK?
By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know,...
Read moreDetailsBy Linda Lords Special to YNOT SAN FRANCISCO – These days, you read a lot about “feminist porn” and “porn...
Read moreDetailsHOLLYWOOD, S.C. – Just in time for Christmas, I was given the assignment of heading out to Hollywood, Calif. to...
Read moreDetailsCHATSWORTH, Calif. – In a stunning and somewhat embarrassing turn of events, adult webmaster message board SMH announced today it...
Read moreDetailsBy Angela Arrabbiato Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Hello, YNOT readers. My name is Angela. I’m mother of three...
Read moreDetailsBy Rev. James Dandy Special to YNOT BEAVER VALLEY, Ariz. – Friends, I have heard a great deal of blasphemy...
Read moreDetailsBy Anthony Naderstein Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – In its ongoing quest to degrade, demean and cash in on...
Read moreDetailsLOS ANGELES – In an official statement approved by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (NAMBLA USCCB) and written...
Read moreDetailsBy James “Battle Bot” Koppenfeeler Special to YNOT LAS VEGAS – Hey all you fuck-faces out there in porn-loser land,...
Read moreDetailsGREEN VALLEY, Ariz. – Staring intently at his large, flat-screen television, Waylan Barnsparger furrows his brow and looks hopelessly perplexed....
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