HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Remember that reality TV show Bachelorette Matchmaker, or Who Wants to be a Matchmaker, or Top Matchmaker Kitchen Challenge Failure, or Matchmaker Island: Malaysia, or whatever the fuck it was called? Well, even though I never watched it even once, I now know...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Of Matty Mila Perez, the publicity reps from Hookup Hotshot (HUHS) had this to say: “With her innocent face, small frame, cute tits, and charming personality, she’s one of the most talked-about performers and a force to be reckoned with.” A keen reader has by...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Bang! has announced that award-winning adult performer Leana Lovings has been named the site’s Babe of the Month for July, adding that the site’s fans are “in for a double treat.” As part of being named the Babe of the Month, Leana is featured in a new scene...

BARCELONA, Spain – In her latest scene for the site, Eva Generosi appears alongside Marcello Bravo and Matthew Meier in Little Caprice Dreams’ “Buttmuse” series, playing the role of a designer and architect who is “renowned for her creativity and passion for her work.” (Side...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know, a feature with a title like Mrs. Horsecock really should be long, which is why I’m pleased to report that the Hentaied Universe and Futanari XXX have just released part one of twelve of a new feature so named – and one can only hope that’s an episode...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – As a guy who has a colonoscopy coming up, I was quite interested to see what the “anal checkup” Violet Myers recently received from Dr. Mick Blue entailed. And the first thing I’ll note is that while ample lubrication was used, there didn’t appear to be any...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Dirty Cinema has announced the release of Sexual Activity, which the studio described as a “three-part paranormal feature” starring Cleo Moon and Peter King. In the new feature, Cleo and Peter play a young couple who are experiencing strange phenomena in their...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know what they say: “Where there’s smokeshow, there’s fireworks.” Or maybe nobody says that. Either way, Nookies’ publicity reps have dubbed her a “smokeshow MILF” and she made her debut on Nookies over the July 4th holiday, so I’m sticking with that...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Hookup Hotshot (HUHS), the hardcore site with an online dating theme, has expanded its network by adding what their reps called “an exciting new site,” with the addition of TobyDick.com to the HUHS network. “Director and Performer Toby Dick’s site is the UK...

SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERT, Ariz. – While I have no children of my own (at least that I am willing to acknowledge or provide financial support to/for), I am, like every thinking and caring American, concerned about the health, welfare, safety and sanity of the world’s children....