HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Eden Ivy has made her return to Hookup Hotshot by popular demand of the site’s members, who know a good, petite, tattoo-laden thing when they see one. (Did I just refer to the lovely Eden Ivy as a “thing”? Sorry, Eden; that’s my bad. Sometimes, us...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – You know you’ve got a good friend when you’re feeling down in the dumps, horny and lonely and your friend’s solution is to loan you her husband’s dick to make you feel better. (To be clear, the rest of the husband is part of the loan, as well; a severed penis...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Whatever else might be true about Wrex Oliver’s recently released new parody porn title Step Sisters, I can say one thing without so much as watching a single pixel of it: I’d rather see Gal Ritchie and Aubree Valentine naked than Will Ferrell and John C....

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Just when you thought you had a handle on all the threats facing you as visitor to the Hentaied Universe, they go and launch Vampired.com, giving you a whole new set of monsters to haunt your nightmares, suck your blood and probably turn you into a mindless...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Painfully hot Latina Chloe Amour continues to be a busy girl in 2025, appearing in new releases this week from Jules Jordan and Brazzers, going airtight for the former and indulging in a steamy BGG for the latter. In the new scene “Chloe Amour’s Airtight...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ve never really considered sexually dominating my doctor before, but freshly inspired by a new scene from Brazzers featuring Taylor Vixxen, I might have to consider the option the next time I’m stuck waiting in the lobby 45 minutes after my appointment was...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Buxom young adult performer on the rise Aleksandra Mink is the latest Nookies Rookie, with two new scenes recently dropping on the same day. A stunner with jet-black hair, baby blue eyes and curves so dangerous they ought to be accompanied by road signs,...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Parasited has debuted the final act of the studio’s Overload series, in which everything works out fine, the nicest guy in town hooks up with the hottest chick in town and nobody gets possessed by evil alien parasites. Hah! This is the Hentaied Universe, so...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – When I heard Naughty America was releasing a digitally remastered version of “Three MILFs, One Bartender: August Taylor, Crystal Rush, Reagan Foxx, and YOU,” my first thought was the soaring, quasi-blues guitar solos on there should sound crisper and cleaner...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – I’ve never been one of those guys who gets haircuts on the regular. But maybe I would be if my local barbershop was run by Brazzers and going in for a trim carried the old blues meaning of the term “trim.” No doubt, if Connie Perignon was the one working the...