By Jack Nathaniel O’Toole Special to YNOT BELFAST, Northern Ireland – Leave it to an Englishman to want to watch Yanks having a wank. Didn’t we Irish try to tell you, America? Those English can’t be trusted. One day they’re on your side, keeping watchful eye on the Germans,...

ONTARIO, Canada – It seems every other day or so a new “scientific study” purports to indicate something significant about the act of watching porn. Sometimes, these studies claim watching porn shrinks our brains or causes our penises (for those viewers equipped with...

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. – With all due respect to state officials in famously intellectual jurisdictions like Arizona and Florida, a gaggle of dimwits working in service of the state of North Carolina recently conspired to concoct a confused soup of stultifying legal idiocy few can...

LOS ANGELES – Over the weekend, I read an article on The Daily Beast that dubbed hologram porn to be “the most realistic sex imaginable.” Frankly, I find the proposition rather dubious. Granted, as I’ve never fucked a hologram, I can’t speak from personal experience when it comes...

MEXICO CITY – I’m not much of an adult mobile app user, but whenever I travel — whether on business, vacation, or the lam — I use the opportunity to double-up on my to-do list by reviewing a couple of new mobile apps. At the moment, I’m in Mexico City, on my way to conduct field...

MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Over the course of my life, I’ve come up with quite a number of get-rich-quick schemes. Sometimes they’ve been simple; other times complex. Sometimes they’ve been illegal; other times they’ve been at least arguably not illegal. Each of these plans has worked...

By “Chad” Special to YNOT PHILADELPHIA – I’m a dog lover, a foodie, a Capricorn — and a recovering gay porn addict. OK, OK, confession time: My name isn’t really “Chad,” but the part about being a recovering gay porn addict is totally true, which means I owe all you women out...

BALTIMORE – Howdy folks! My name is Buzz Hancock and I’m the President, CEO and chief technology officer of a new Maryland-based adult entertainment and chemical-based-relief distribution company called Predator2Predator Entertainment (P2PE). I’m posting here on YNOT today to let...

MONTREAL – Ever since the early days of BBS posting, newsgroup browsing and lying about one’s income over IRC, the internet has been a great way to share yourself with the world. Whether with videos of cats, pictures of penises or the numbers on their mothers’ credit cards,...

NOBLETON, Fla. – In what he calls “an act of solidarity” with another Central Florida business owner, entrepreneur Pete Natterton has announced his intention to open a “Christian-free” porn shop in his hometown of Nobleton, Fla. “When I saw the liberal media goin’ crazy and...