HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Some people tune in for every round of the National Football League’s draft. For others, it’s the annual National Basketball Association draft that draws them in. Hell, even the National Hockey Association draft probably draws a fair amount of attention, at...

GOLD COAST, Australia – “Cum Fly with Me,” a newly released POV scene from FakeHub, is your basic “meet flight attendant in full uniform at bus stop, tell her you’re an agent and bang her under a nearby bridge” situation. We’ve all been there, right? In this case, the flight...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – The only time I went to a rave, I was the oldest person there by a good 10 years, a glow stick being wielded by a girl dancing frenetically next to me ruptured and I went home alone, filled with self-loathing and peppered in glowing, possibly toxic sludge. It’s...

EDISON, N.J. – Do you suppose hardcore fans of Goddess Bats ever affect a gravelly tone and say to people “I’m a Goddess Bats-Man”? Probably not, right? Most people aren’t as cheesy and fond of bad wordplay as I am. Be that sad fact as it may, viewers have another opportunity to...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – OK, I’ll admit it: The headline above is sort of misleading. But also sort of accurate? If I seem confused, it’s because I am. But I think once you hear the description of the latest scene from Mindi Mink released on her LoyalFans page, you’ll understand the...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – When we last checked in with Octavia Red on Vampired, she was a vampire hunter who got a little too close to her prey and became the sinister thing she’d once hunted. (Something similar once happened between me and a double-decker club sandwich, a...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Some porn titles leave more to the imagination than others. At one end of the spectrum are old classics like Behind the Green Door and On Golden Blonde. You can quickly deduce that one likely involves a green door and the other a blonde, but what happens...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – With improvements in artificial intelligence, robotics and the synthetic simulation of human flesh, the advent of legit “sexbots” is probably right around the corner – assuming humanity makes it to the corner in the first place, something I’m starting to doubt...

Back in January, I announced an exciting plan to launch “My 67.4% Not Free Porn Site,” a groundbreaking new quasi-adult platform which will avoid being subject to certain age-verification mandates like the one in Texas that was recently given the blessing of the U.S. Supreme...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – When last we checked in with Mrs. Horsecock, in Part 1 of the release from Futanari XXX and Hentaied PRO, Mrs. Horsecock (Josephine Jackson) had just gotten it on with her student, Matty Mila. Afterwards, Josephine swore Matty to silence concerning the massive...