HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – While a lot of kids of my generation grew up dreaming of becoming astronauts, I’ve always figured if we belonged on the moon, there’d be air we can breathe on the moon. But if there is one thing that could tempt me to take trip to the big wedge of cheese in...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – After hearing about buxom MILF Penny Barber’s approach to delivering packages, I might have to lower the number of stars I’ve been giving to the DoorDash and GrubHub drivers who come around my place. In all the dozens of deliveries made to my house over the...

Canadian-born beauty Coco Bae has made her debut in the Hentaied Universe, and the good news is that she hasn’t been turned into a vampire, inhabited by a mind-controlling alien parasite or woken up having grown any new and different body parts overnight. (Yet.) No, Coco’s...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – A pornographic kung fu revenge thriller starring the cute-as-a-bug petite performer Yhivi? Yes, please! And a kung fu revenge thriller is exactly what Digital Playground just announced the release of, in the form of Deadly Vows, the latest work for the studio...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Adult performer and content creator Charlotte Sins has announced the release of her first double penetration scene, available now on her OnlyFans. Charlotte’s reps at The Rub PR said that for her first DP scene, Charlotte “brought in the big guns to help her...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – What time is it? Time for Tiffani Time to make her Kink.com debut in just her second scene for a pro studio – and, get this, it was directed by The Pope! OK, so the scene was directed by John Paul, whose nickname is “The Pope,” which is maybe not quite as...

EDISON, N.J. – ChickPass Amateurs has announced the release of two new scenes this week featuring Anna Cummings, two of the latest scenes to be released since ChickPass announced the rebranding of its flagship site to “ChickPass Cinematic Universe.” In the first of the two new...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Award-winning Taiwanese adult performer Connie Perignon may have “dangerous curves” as her reps describe them, but in her latest appearance, she’s putting those curves up against something even more perilous: the alien parasite-infested world of the Hentaied...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – You know, I’ve never even been a little bit tempted to join my local Neighborhood Watch. Granted, these days I live in a neighborhood with basically zero crime anyway, but even when I lived in a grimy midtown duplex surrounded by meth zombies, panhandlers and...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Part of me feels a bit bad for Automatic Teller Machines, Atletico Madrid, Texas A&M University and any other brand, person or entity that utilizes the abbreviation “ATM.” With the rise of internet porn, they went from having a nice little logo and...