By Jobian Theislemann Special to YNOT ANTWERP, Belgium – Hello my adult industry friends! It’s me, Jobian Theiselmann, former CEO of MindGunk, the man who changed everything in internet porn — especially the part where the rest of you made any money from it. Yes, I know: Some of...

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio – Normally, when you think about Notre Dame, two things come to mind: hunchbacks and college football. The reason for this strong dual association with the school’s name, of course, is Notre Dame’s legendary placekicker/quarterback Rudy Quasimodo, who of course...

YORK, Neb. – Standing in front of the E-Roticapalooza tradeshow booth for VirtuaVag Vienna, a new European adult entertainment studio specializing in 3D virtual reality porn, long-time porn fan Burt Riley looks more than a little uncomfortable as he considers donning the virtual...

FIRE ISLAND, N.Y. – Outside the range of her long-running cable access TV show, most people had likely never heard of Robin Byrd until recently, despite her performance in one of the best known adult movies (with one of the most often-referenced titles) ever made: Debbie Does...

SAN FRANCISCO – In response to a high-profile grassroots billboard campaign, the San Francisco Police Dept. is now reportedly on the lookout for “murderous pornography, lethal smut and extremely hazardous erotica.” SFPD spokesperson Nancy Spinelli said while the department...

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Like sunrise, death, taxes and the perennial mediocrity of the post-Shula-era Miami Dolphins, it’s inevitable someone in the adult industry is going to make a porno movie spoofing the sex scandal currently rocking the University of Louisville men’s basketball...

AMES, Iowa – Lagging behind some of her still-active porn star peers by a couple months, former top-shelf adult performer Jenna Jameson finally weighed in on the 2016 race for the White House. In tweeting her support for Marco Rubio, Jameson referred to the junior Republican...

QUANTICO, Va. – Even before Birdseye View Entertainment retained porn director Jimmy Duskish as the studio’s resident POV auteur, Duskish was shooting upwards of 20 POV scenes per week, employing a wide variety of both female and male talent. At the time, Duskish didn’t know his...

OAKLAND, Calif. – As regular readers of my posts know, I’m the sort of guy who will hop on a plane at the drop of a hat in my never-ending search for truth — or because when I’m really, really high, things like dropping hats appear to be explosive devices from which I feel...

By Ronald Crump Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Dear losers, morons and haters who represent the porn industry, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Don’t you have any class? Any brains? Don’t you like making money? OK, if you do like making money, explain this to me: How come none...