By Rev. James Dandy Special to YNOT BEAVER VALLEY, Ariz. – Friends, I have heard a great deal of blasphemy in my time, but rarely have my eyes been burned by such vile, unconscionable “advice” as when I read a terrible bit of claptrap called “Here’s how to talk to young men about...

By Anthony Naderstein Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – In its ongoing quest to degrade, demean and cash in on every conceivable form of human intimacy, the deplorable profiteers of Big Porn have never shied away from exploiting a viewer’s visceral response to the depiction of all...

LOS ANGELES – In an official statement approved by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (NAMBLA USCCB) and written by the USCCB’s Committee on Laity, Marriage, Family Life and Youth, the bishops make clear their strong disapproval of pornography and its link to other...

By James “Battle Bot” Koppenfeeler Special to YNOT LAS VEGAS – Hey all you fuck-faces out there in porn-loser land, it’s me, Battle Bot, the former porn star, famous MMA warrior and all around badass motherfucker a lot of dweebs, losers and federal courts insist on calling by my...

GREEN VALLEY, Ariz. – Staring intently at his large, flat-screen television, Waylan Barnsparger furrows his brow and looks hopelessly perplexed. After taking a sip from his ever-present tallboy Coors can, Barnsparger breaks his silence with a question to his great-granddaughter,...

SHELBYVILLE, Ky. – After being outed on social media by a former student, adult performer Harmony Fugue has confessed she spent 11 years as a high school music teacher in the Midwest before “getting her life back together” through working in MILF porn. “As much as it pains me to...

LIMA, Peru – As you know if you’ve been following my recent posts (or actually physically following me around on my trip, which I’m pretty certain someone has been doing for the past couple weeks), I’m on a quest to revive the revenue-generation potential of the online adult...

By Skidley Rott Special to YNOT HOLLYWOOD – It’s the holidays again, which means it’s time to start releasing new holiday-themed porn videos, which have long been my fourth-favorite seasonal product, right behind eggnog, tricolor M&Ms and sexually explicit Christmas...

By Isawindow Corredor Special to YNOT SACRAMENTO, Calif. – As you are all aware, there’s an ongoing controversy in my home state of California over the question of whether performers in pornographic films should be required to wear condoms during filming. While I once fully...

By Shane “Shecky” Shuster Special to YNOT NEW MILFORD, NJ – In my illustrious capacity as a bar-side relationship counselor guy and an alternative sex therapeuticalist, or whatever, a lot of my regular clients ask me a bunch of questions about porno, especially which pornos they...