By Dr. Rex Rod Special to YNOT HOLLYWOOD – In the old days, Randy Spears was one of my favorite male porn performers. Between his ruggedly decent looks, frequent pairing with the buxom brunette beauty Paula Price and tendency to clamp his mouth shut like a steel trap while he...

By Kris Kringle Special to YNOT THE NORTH POLE – Hey bitches, the Man in Red is back — and I’m mad as hell at you porno people. Last year, I tried to be the bigger person. I tried reaching out to you smut peddlers with a little holiday cheer, delivering baskets of mainstream...

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. – Standing outside the large, well-appointed house serving as the venue for the day’s shoot, porn performer Rick Rigid paced and muttered to himself, a lit cigarette dangling from his left hand. “I’m just not sure where to take this scene, emotionally,” Rigid...

MISSION VIEJO, Calif. – As we’ve already firmly established, I’m very hooked in to what you might call the “conspiracy underground,” a loose-knit collection of dedicated investigators who fearlessly dig into the propaganda and misinformation provided by mainstream media outlets....

MADISON, Wis. – A penis attached to an unidentified 43-year-old Midwestern porn fan strongly denounced its owner’s taste in adult entertainment today, complaining the man “seems to have attended the Johnny Knoxville school of human sexuality” and “wouldn’t know what good sex...

By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know, I’m the law in these parts. Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the local press (which you shouldn’t, because they’re a bunch of liberal liars), you...

By Linda Lords Special to YNOT SAN FRANCISCO – These days, you read a lot about “feminist porn” and “porn for women,” and that’s a good thing. It’s always nice to hear about an already popular product getting a new audience as part of the growth and maturation of the...

HOLLYWOOD, S.C. – Just in time for Christmas, I was given the assignment of heading out to Hollywood, Calif. to investigate an explosive rumor emanating from the heart of celebrity Babylon. The salacious suggestions involved an aging but still much-adored movie star, his equally...

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – In a stunning and somewhat embarrassing turn of events, adult webmaster message board SMH announced today it has begun the process of recalculating all votes for the 2014 edition of the SMH Awards, saying a “severe corruption of data resulted in the wrong...

By Angela Arrabbiato Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Hello, YNOT readers. My name is Angela. I’m mother of three from the Los Angeles area — and I’m really, really pissed off about porn right now. To be clear, I’m not pissed off about porn in general, pissed off about how much of...