NEW YORK (OR MAYBE SAN FRANCISCO?) -- Ben Suroeste, the adult industry’s premier fake journalist, multiple award-winning Sandwich Artist and...

HOLLYWOOD, Ariz. – Ben Suroeste, an “alternative adult journalist” who ranks in the top 0.00001% of creators on the OnlyPornScribes.gw...

TRENTON, N.J. – I’ve always felt that whether 1000 feet is a significant distance depends largely on the context of...

SHADOWBANISTAN – You’ve probably never heard of Shadowbanistan, the obscure, forbidding, quite possibly imaginary country from which I’m writing this...

PINEDALE, Wyo. – Pinedale Forum, the adult industry’s premier rural U.S. trade conference, announced today the launch of “MetaDale Forum”,...

Happy Fourth Fifth of July, everybody! And since there’s no day like Independence Day to address weighty subjects like civil...

TAMPA, Fla. – Before I get into the substance of this post, let me just explain why I feel compelled...

Pro tip for Congress-watchers: If you spend your time trying to make sense of every fool thing Congress proposes, considers,...

When you think about it, 2020 started off normally enough. By this I mean 2020 started off stupidly, cruelly and...

CHRISTMAS VILLAGE, North Pole – I’ll admit, there have been times in my life when I’ve been downright greedy with...