Want to Save Your Community? Make Porn Shops Move Further Away!
TRENTON, N.J. – I’ve always felt that whether 1000 feet is a significant distance depends largely on the context of...
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It Sucks – but it’s Not a 1st Amendment Violation
SHADOWBANISTAN – You’ve probably never heard of Shadowbanistan, the obscure, forbidding, quite possibly imaginary country from which I’m writing this...
Read moreDetailsPinedale Forum Announces Launch of “MetaDale Forum”
PINEDALE, Wyo. – Pinedale Forum, the adult industry’s premier rural U.S. trade conference, announced today the launch of “MetaDale Forum”,...
Read moreDetailsHey Florida: Want to a True ‘Free Speech’ Platform? Build One.
Happy Fourth Fifth of July, everybody! And since there’s no day like Independence Day to address weighty subjects like civil...
Read moreDetailsThe Big Game and Sex Trafficking Claims: Does Evidence Matter?
TAMPA, Fla. – Before I get into the substance of this post, let me just explain why I feel compelled...
Read moreDetailsThe Bill Is Dead! Long Live the Bill
Pro tip for Congress-watchers: If you spend your time trying to make sense of every fool thing Congress proposes, considers,...
Read moreDetails2020: WTF Was THAT?
When you think about it, 2020 started off normally enough. By this I mean 2020 started off stupidly, cruelly and...
Read moreDetailsNot Asking for Much This Xmas: I Just Want 2020 To End
CHRISTMAS VILLAGE, North Pole – I’ll admit, there have been times in my life when I’ve been downright greedy with...
Read moreDetailsWe Interrupt This Misinformation Nightmare to Eat a Bird
Well, it’s late November, and you know what that means: Discounts on electronics so deep, people will be murdering each...
Read moreDetailsPorn Journalist Can’t Remember Why He Stopped Leaving House
WHY, Arizona -- In a statement released Wednesday, adult industry quasi-journalist Ben Suroeste announced that he can “no longer remember”...
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