LOS ANGELES, Calif. – When I was a kid, I was taught an insipid little Christmas number titled “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth,” a 1956 ditty by Spike Jones and his City Slickers. It never made much sense to me, frankly. With all the cool toys, weapons and toy...

EDISON, N.J. – When Santa’s in town for the holidays, he famously comes down people’s chimneys. When Logan Drake is in town for the holidays… well, he cums in a decidedly different direction, as evidenced by two new scenes released this week by ChickPass Amateurs. The title...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Demon hunters, unsuspecting scientists and prospective damsels in distress beware: The Hentaied Universe continues to expand, and its latest brand extension sounds poised to be the most terrifying yet. Yes, it’s the launch of MonsterPorn.com, a site Hentaied’s...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – As it turns out, when I used to get bullied in middle school, the answer might have been to suck my bully’s cock! Although, if I’m being honest here, that approach might not have worked as well for me as it did for Violet Voss in her new scene for Naughty...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Offhand, the title Buttman Goes to Meanworld sounds like a release in which legendary adult film director John Stagliano documents his trip to a highly unusual theme park, possibly one in which the park attendants and employees dress in leather and beat...

GOLD COAST, Australia – It’s OK, Coco; I’m a middle-aged man and I don’t know anything about cars, either. But, unlike Coco Bae, I don’t have a new OFTV Channel to announce, nor do I look anywhere near as good in a bikini. What am I rambling about? On many days, I’d have to...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ll be honest here: Before Jade Greene made her way into the adult industry, I didn’t know hockey teams had cheerleaders. This is one of the many, many things I didn’t (and still don’t) know about hockey, a list which also includes how “icing” works, what is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Car washes, truth be told, are not the most compelling experiences, at least outside the world of cinema – and adult cinema, in particular. In porn movies, car washes often involve steps that my real-world experience lack, like watching Leilani Li strut her...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There are worse ways to spend your time sandwiched between petite blonde beauty Lilly Bell and brunette stunner Charlie Forde – just ask Isiah Maxwell, who gets to spend some time in that enviable position in a new release from Adult Time’s Up Close VR series....

JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia – Apologies for the befuddled nature of the headline above folks, but please understand: it’s not every day that I find myself writing about a company known for its premium personal lubricants expanding the footprint of its brand in the Kingdom of Saudi...