GOLD COAST, Australia – It’s OK, Coco; I’m a middle-aged man and I don’t know anything about cars, either. But, unlike Coco Bae, I don’t have a new OFTV Channel to announce, nor do I look anywhere near as good in a bikini. What am I rambling about? On many days, I’d have to...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ll be honest here: Before Jade Greene made her way into the adult industry, I didn’t know hockey teams had cheerleaders. This is one of the many, many things I didn’t (and still don’t) know about hockey, a list which also includes how “icing” works, what is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Car washes, truth be told, are not the most compelling experiences, at least outside the world of cinema – and adult cinema, in particular. In porn movies, car washes often involve steps that my real-world experience lack, like watching Leilani Li strut her...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There are worse ways to spend your time sandwiched between petite blonde beauty Lilly Bell and brunette stunner Charlie Forde – just ask Isiah Maxwell, who gets to spend some time in that enviable position in a new release from Adult Time’s Up Close VR series....

JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia – Apologies for the befuddled nature of the headline above folks, but please understand: it’s not every day that I find myself writing about a company known for its premium personal lubricants expanding the footprint of its brand in the Kingdom of Saudi...

SAN DIEGO, Calif. – The last time I got laid at a business conference, it was made possible by the fact my then-wife came with me. Hopefully, there will be a next time – and I’ll have the good fortune of running into a bored, neglected working wife who is as sexually assertive...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Life throws some funny coincidences at you sometimes. Like this morning, for instance: I’m waiting for a plumber to arrive to replace a 60+ year-old shutoff valve on the back of my house, along with the 60+ year-old supply pipe that connects to it – and find...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know, I thought I might be at a loss for something to do on Black Friday, when many of my fellow Americans doubtlessly will be descending upon Big Box stores to fight and tear each other apart over who gets the honor of buying overpriced plastic crap at...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – West Coast Productions has announced the release of The Main Dish, a new film directed by Jonathon Jordan and featuring Hazel Grace, Amari Anne and Kaby Snow. Just in time for Thanksgiving, the scene opens with Amari in the kitchen, removing a pie from the...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Busty blonde star Tiffani Madison has returned to Glenn King’s MeanBitches studio for a pair of new scenes that go to the core of the studio’s moniker: the POV tease scene “Slave Orders 2” and “Strip Club Domme 29,” the latter of which sounds like it might...